United thread 2019/20

[Blue Budgie]

Man Utd transfer talk then is it?
Well, all you Rag lovers out there, all 659 million of you, are now going to have to endure shit, shit, and more
shit for the foreseeable future, just like we did, with the added humiliation of the unpalatable fact that it's our
turn to take the piss.
And take it we shall, every sneering reference to 'Little Citeh,' 'berties,' 'Never have what we have,' and all the other derogatory
shite we've endured for donkey's years, particularly from the utter spunk bubbles dahn Sarf, is now going to be repackaged, rebranded,
increased ten fold, and shoved down your throats.
Because, Rags, you are now in a nightmarish scenario that is enfolding faster and faster before your red, tear stained peepers.
Let's paint a picture, of your current frantic hunt for much needed replenishment of your less than average squad,
let's just envision a top player receiving interest from the mighty, iconic Man U.
Top players are now being contacted, they're young lads, very good players, so naturally, they ask for advice, what they're
getting for advice is, ''Look, I know they're offering 5 times what you're on now, but you're 22, and you have a very special
talent, you can't be spending the next 5 years trying to drag that shit back up to being half right, they're too far gone.
They've got a manager that, although a nice ish bloke, wears an expression of boyish enthusiasm that disguises a background of
relegations and Mickey Mouse management at some god forsaken tenth rate outfit in the Scandinavian wilderness.
You have to go to somewhere where there is vision and structure, that rusting Meccano set has had it's day, and it's not
as if you're going to be a pauper signing for City, don't even think about Man Utd, for Christ's sake, your reputation will end up in tatters.''
Fucking depressing isn't it?
Ah well.

 

[Blue Budgie]

Doffs cap. Wonderful post. What a time to be a blue laughing at the theatre of clowns.

 

[Vienna_70]

That's the rags just about spent up isn't it, with James and Wan Bissaka?

I reckon they’ll now just Sit Down.

 

[laserblue]

Man Utd transfer talk then is it?
Well, all you Rag lovers out there, all 659 million of you, are now going to have to endure shit, shit, and more
shit for the foreseeable future, just like we did, with the added humiliation of the unpalatable fact that it's our
turn to take the piss.
And take it we shall, every sneering reference to 'Little Citeh,' 'berties,' 'Never have what we have,' and all the other derogatory
shite we've endured for donkey's years, particularly from the utter spunk bubbles dahn Sarf, is now going to be repackaged, rebranded,
increased ten fold, and shoved down your throats.
Because, Rags, you are now in a nightmarish scenario that is enfolding faster and faster before your red, tear stained peepers.
Let's paint a picture, of your current frantic hunt for much needed replenishment of your less than average squad,
let's just envision a top player receiving interest from the mighty, iconic Man U.
Top players are now being contacted, they're young lads, very good players, so naturally, they ask for advice, what they're
getting for advice is, ''Look, I know they're offering 5 times what you're on now, but you're 22, and you have a very special
talent, you can't be spending the next 5 years trying to drag that shit back up to being half right, they're too far gone.
They've got a manager that, although a nice ish bloke, wears an expression of boyish enthusiasm that disguises a background of
relegations and Mickey Mouse management at some god forsaken tenth rate outfit in the Scandinavian wilderness.
You have to go to somewhere where there is vision and structure, that rusting Meccano set has had it's day, and it's not
as if you're going to be a pauper signing for City, don't even think about Man Utd, for Christ's sake, your reputation will end up in tatters.''
Fucking depressing isn't it?
Ah well.

For me the best thing is that, during all their years of success when they mocked and sneered at us for having the temerity to loyally support our failing club, it never crossed what passes for their minds that not only would their trophies dry up and their club would descend into chaos and decline they would also be eclipsed by a trophy hoovering, record breaking City side.

 

[Marvin]

I hope Eriksen is not going to Man Utd.

 

[manimanc]

I hope Eriksen is not going to Man Utd.

Are you having a laugh? He wants to win things not play the fuckin piano.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Rags are certainly dining at the top table(he says ,looking at the relegation odds)haha

 

[asahartford1]

At 21 if wan Bissaka is full back for next 10 years it will be a decent buy.

Unfortunately punting is not what they need right now . High risk tactics for a club in turmoil, and most gamblers who try to gamble their way out of trouble end up in more trouble.

 

[bakerdave76]

So this is apparently the time the Glazers took over the scum I shall be having a pint !

 

[Breadsnapper]

Is it too early to call them scum?
Sat in local pub and ss is going on about wanka. Would appear he's a worldie.
In other news Mahrez hasn't paid his nanny.