United thread 2019/20

[Vienna_70]

The below link about the breakdown of the Fernandes transfer includes the paragraph:

However, Sporting were sceptical that the clauses required to recoup the rest of the fee, which included Fernandes winning the Ballon d’Or and United winning the Premier League, would ever be activated to hit the full amount, and as such held out for their valuation of €80m.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/foo...-€80m-asking-price/ar-BBZglhw?ocid=spartandhp

Comedy gold whether true or not

I don’t blame them.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Teams that play badly in the game before a derby rarely play as bad again. I remember our best derby performances when we were shit often followed a poor performance. Not sure them going out to Tranmere benefits us.

Brentford away tues night league cup tie 1st leg sept 89 lost 2-1..before smashing the rags 5-1 on sat at Maine Road...supports your logic.

 

[kaz7]

First 10 seconds is comedy gold

Haha brilliant

 

[East Level 2]

There's a thread over on ragcaf.
Unpopular opinion - Daniel James is not very good.
Lmao.

James is fast and falls over at the slightest contact whether real or imagined. He might not be very good but he's their best hope.

 

[East Level 2]

The song the filth are singing about Ed 3planks is:-
He's gonna die
“How we kill him I don’t know.
“Chop him up from head to toe.
“All I know is Woodward’s gonna die.

They've been singing something similar about City for the past couple of years. Funny how the BBC and other media outlets haven't mentioned it. Or is it just bantz (fucking stupid word) when it's about us.

 

[manchester blue]

Not *sew?

Could have used either. He just missed an opportunity for a full house! :)

 

[manchester blue]

Teams that play badly in the game before a derby rarely play as bad again. I remember our best derby performances when we were shit often followed a poor performance. Not sure them going out to Tranmere benefits us.

It would benefit me enormously.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Could have used either. He just missed an opportunity for a full house! :)

Sew/sow/so what?
Its to/too/two/2 early four/fore/for/4 me.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I gave some thought to troop/troupe before posting and decided on the latter as l thought there was a connection to human performing troupes.

Now l bow to your knowledge and give a belated 'like' to your comment about thesbians. You are indeed the forum grammar nerd.;)

Nah, there's a ton of stuff I don't know, mate. A cartload. An ocean. That's what keeps me going. Everything that I must know before I die. But won't. But must.

I'd start with why Josep Guardiola persists in picking a man who is so palpably out of form. I'd like to understand that. He must have his reasons, I suppose.

Anyway, enough of all this. Back to talking about our favourite failing team. If Tranmere beat United this weekend — and on that pitch, it's not impossible — Solskjaer will be out on his backside. Mark my words.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Nah, there's a ton of stuff I don't know, mate. A cartload. An ocean. That's what keeps me going. Everything that I must know before I die. But won't. But must.

I'd start with why Josep Guardiola persists in picking a man who is so palpably out of form. I'd like to understand that. He must have his reasons, I suppose.

Anyway, enough of all this. Back to talking about our favourite failing team. If Tranmere beat United this weekend — and on that pitch, it's not impossible — Solskjaer will be out on his backside. Mark my words.

I was deferring on the use of English.

Pep's selection methods are beyond the capacity and understanding of all other men.