United thread 2019/20

[SilverFox2]

It reads to me like a sixth-former from the school debating society trying to show how clever he is.

Harris etc, aspire to be that articulate. Surely just ignoring their vitreol is the worst insult we can give.
Apathy makes their statements irrelevant, I would not want any City fan to reply with similar statements that could be used out of context.

 

[morleyswife]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...test-example-crippling-Manchester-United.html

Oliver Holt - again not very sparing

 

[dennishasdoneit]

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Rancid meat anyone ?

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Isn't that the name of one of GPC's horses?

Nope, it was Edwards the family butcher supplies to schools.

Which member of the Edwards family thought it would be a gud idea to have a butcher's up into the ladies toilet....?

 

[citytilllidie]

The gift that keeps on giving, they look like the Harlem Globetrotters

Rashford looks like one of those old baseball players, and what's that purse over his shoulder?
I presume that's the holiday get up, not sure him and beanzmeanzlingz would walk around town like that.

Would they?

 

[SWPISHOME]

So as it stands so far...

Nobody wants to join them.
Jlingz and Rashy are looking to make it into next years Britain's got Talent.
Pogboom and The 76th best goalkeeper in the world want out.
Romelu Lumpkaku is taking the piss out of them deciding on his future (Burger King making him Whopper meal supervisor).
Jones, Young, Smalling and Mata all sign new contracts.
WOW what a time to be a red!

 

[waspish]

So as it stands so far...

Nobody wants to join them.
Jlingz and Rashy are looking to make it into next years Britain's got Talent.
Pogboom and The 76th best goalkeeper in the world want out.
Romelu Lumpkaku is taking the piss out of them deciding on his future (Burger King making him Whopper meal supervisor).
Jones, Young, Smalling and Mata all sign new contracts.
WOW what a time to be a red!

Dont forget De Gea new contract of 350k aweek incoming for a one demential goalie?!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

He's been banned for insulting fellow posters, so the rag mods haven't completely lost the plot.

Maybe I've got it wrong, as I don't go on there often, but I've always got the feeling that the Rag mods are
pretty impartial. I hope this doesn't result in accusations of Rag loving, as I loved my haemorrhoids much more, before I
had them operated on.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Dont forget De Gea new contract of 350k aweek incoming for a one demential goalie?!

He used to be one dimensional...He can't even shot stop anymore :)

 

[manimanc]

The gift that keeps on giving, they look like the Harlem Globetrotters

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Maybe I've got it wrong, as I don't go on there often, but I've always got the feeling that the Rag mods are
pretty impartial. I hope this doesn't result in accusations of Rag loving, as I loved my haemorrhoids much more, before I
had them operated on.

It was hilarious reading when some dipper was pointing out we’ve always lived on financial hand outs with Peter Swales touted as the original sugar daddy owner. I bet HRH Sheikh Monsour has a signed and framed picture up in his palace of our Pete the guy who financially doped City with tv rental money.