United thread 2019/20

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Maybe I've got it wrong, as I don't go on there often, but I've always got the feeling that the Rag mods are
pretty impartial. I hope this doesn't result in accusations of Rag loving, as I loved my haemorrhoids much more, before I
had them operated on.

This guy was so clearly agit propping, that even the terminally depressed rags couldn't take him any more.

RAWK on the other hand, take it as read we're annoying evil bastards, denying them their rightful place at the top of the tree, a destiny of greatness, trophies, titles blah, blah, waffle dither and fudge.....
 
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So as it stands so far...

Nobody wants to join them.
Jlingz and Rashy are looking to make it into next years Britain's got Talent.
Pogboom and The 76th best goalkeeper in the world want out.
Romelu Lumpkaku is taking the piss out of them deciding on his future (Burger King making him Whopper meal supervisor).
Jones, Young, Smalling and Mata all sign new contracts.
WOW what a time to be a red!
Dont forget the free online director of football who has a rolling contract which will only end once the jelly sets and before the ice cream melts
 
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My old mucker vangaalera on redcafe, this is how I picture him nowadays as he hasn't quoted anything from this forum in quite a while bless him.

How are you petal? How's your team doing flower? (A little personal joke between old friends..)

I bet he doesn't even support the rags anymore, he'll be one of those fans who has "fell out of love" with football because utd don't win anything anymore.
 
Utd I think need to sell one of their big earners to be big players in the transfer mkt.

They will operate this season under the Premier League short term cost control measures. Last season they had a get out because of rising revenues. Not this season.

 
It’s all going pear shaped.

Jessie getting slated in the press. United players want Pogba out. No signings, even though they are being linked with almost every available top quality player. Can’t get their top earners to leave. Sanchez being the prime example. It really has gone tits up at Trafford.
 
According to the papers today, Henderson - their 3rd choice keeper who has never played for them - wants a pay rise to 75k a week.
 
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