United thread 2019/20

[lightning Rodri]

They’ve just arrived in Perth, apparently the city’s buildings which are lit up every night are going to be lit up red, Man U mania, and repeats of goals they scored in the long distant past, and that was just in the afternoon news round up...the next ten days are going to see something heavy thrown through my tv screen

Feel sorry for you !

 

[cheekybids]

Feel sorry for you !

At the moment there are still 10k tickets available, lots of kids clubs have been given freebies so the parents have to buy them.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A right back with less than 40 Ganesan experience and some winger from the division below. Let’s also say they get Maguire and a midfielder to replace Pogba. They’ve still got 6th or 7th written all over them

And none of their recent big money signings have improved their stability in order to progress. I think James and Wan Bissaka are potential good signings but time will tell. One thing is for certain and that is Solskjaer is under immediate pressure from the first game. If they don't start the season well and maintain consistency, we'll be adding to the SoS thread in piss taking glee: )

All those years the rags took the piss out of us and look at their smacked arse faces now. Lol.

 

[Vienna_70]

At the moment there are still 10k tickets available, lots of kids clubs have been given freebies so the parents have to buy them.

If the parents have any love for their kids, they will tell them no.

Otherwise, they should be charged with child cruelty!

 

[blue roo]

They’ve just arrived in Perth, apparently the city’s buildings which are lit up every night are going to be lit up red, Man U mania, and repeats of goals they scored in the long distant past, and that was just in the afternoon news round up...the next ten days are going to see something heavy thrown through my tv screen

I’ve just watched the 6 o’clock news and feel liking vomiting.
This is gonna be a long , long 10 days I feel. Would have preferred a 10 day trip to Baghdad , Blackpool , Vladivostok or some other suitable shithole to escape this rag fest.

 

[manimanc]

Is that right they play leeds over there?

Fuck me I bet that's going to be really edge of your seat stuff.

 

[blue roo]

Is that right they play leeds over there?

Fuck me I bet that's going to be really edge of your seat stuff.

Yep Rags v Leeds next week.
How lucky are we.

 

[Vienna_70]

Yep Rags v Leeds next week.
How lucky are we.

You have my sympathies, Mr Roo.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I’ve just watched the 6 o’clock news and feel liking vomiting.
This is gonna be a long , long 10 days I feel. Would have preferred a 10 day trip to Baghdad , Blackpool , Vladivostok or some other suitable shithole to escape this rag fest.

I get your point but Blackpool seems a step too far ;-)

 

[manimanc]

Yep Rags v Leeds next week.
How lucky are we.

You have to go and watch it in your city top and just laugh out loud every time a ball is passed.
I'll pay for your ticket :)

 

[blue roo]

You have to go and watch it in your city top and just laugh out loud every time a ball is passed.
I'll pay for your ticket :)

Haha , death wish or what! Thanks for the offer but stick it where the sun don’t shine.

I was talking to one of my Aussie mates the other day about this game.
I’m forecasting crowd trouble at this one.

 

[JASR]

Haha , death wish or what! Thanks for the offer but stick it where the sun don’t shine.

I was talking to one of my Aussie mates the other day about this game.
I’m forecasting crowd trouble at this one.

United fans turning on Ole after Leeds field an Under21 side and take the piss by being 4-0 up against a ‘full strength ‘ united at half time?

 

[Zubrman]

Haha , death wish or what! Thanks for the offer but stick it where the sun don’t shine.

I was talking to one of my Aussie mates the other day about this game.
I’m forecasting crowd trouble at this one.

What, trouble finding a crowd who'd like to go, you mean?

 

[crazyg]

Saw an article in today's MUEN which said that the rags were a long way behind us.
I immediately thought of the opening lines in a famous science fiction film series:

"A long time ago
In a galaxy far, far away"

They're not even in the same universe, let alone galaxy, in terms of the foot/hoofball produced.

 

[Pell]

Saw an article in today's MUEN which said that the rags were a long way behind us.
I immediately thought of the opening lines in a famous science fiction film series:

"A long time ago
In a galaxy far, far away"

They're not even in the same universe, let alone galaxy, in terms of the foot/hoofball produced.

Lost in Space seems more fitting.

 

[hello]

Now that's just a downright lie. It's well known that the rags' period of 'transition' is well and truly over. They're now going through a 'rebuild'.

(Seriously, that's what rags are now saying).

So they've transition from runners up to dogshit and are now entering a rebuild phase? Its hard t keep up with the media narrative.

De Gea - £350,000 per week.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.

That is all.

Hopefully my maths isn't as bad as the 5-6m a year guy but 350k a week for 5 years is £91m,

£18.2m a season in wages on a keeper!

Ed is a fucking genius ensuring mediocrity on the pitch and a nice rolling income for the Glazer legacy off it whilst clearing their debt at an average of 6m a year. I personally loved the fact some the PIK they issued worth brought by an investment company with a Glazer as a director. When it comes to milking the lemmings without a conscience the guys sheer audacity is top drawer.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Lost in Space seems more fitting.

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Director: Ed Wood

 

[Gazza]

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Director: Ed Wood

Send No.9 to Outer Space would be a better title.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Yep Rags v Leeds next week.
How lucky are we.

Is it being billed as the “We were relevant at the start of the millennium derby”?

 

[crazyg]

Lost in Space seems more fitting.

Let's just leave it as Lost.