United thread 2020/21

[Kippax77]

Haha brilliant.
Take the piss, take the piss, take the piss.
Even funnier Sterling claiming for a corner when Kev smashes it out

 

[Tanzeylee]

Pure shithousery and a thing of beauty love it.

 

[Cellarite]

Haha brilliant.
Take the piss, take the piss, take the piss.
Even funnier Sterling claiming for a corner when Kev smashes it out

Bernardo's run into the box, 180 turn and run back to the corner flag is my personal highlight.

 

[Blue Mist]

There was a team called the scum
Everyone hated them
This doesn't rhyme
But who gives fuck
Cos their shit and I ain't lying

 

[BlueTG]

There was a young winger named Sancho
Couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo
His skills he did hone
From the great Mr Jones
Now hits the deck, legs akimbo

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

There once was a goalkeeping llama
From the same country as Palma
His dream move was halted
When a fax machine faulted
He's stuck at the Swamp now that's karma

 

[birch villa]

There was a team called the scum
Everyone hated them
This doesn't rhyme
But who gives fuck
Cos their shit and I ain't lying

Poetic genius

 

[mat]

There was a team called the scum
Everyone hated them
This doesn't rhyme
But who gives fuck
Cos their shit and I ain't lying

Almost a Haiku

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

There was an old pisscan from Govan
Whose car stank like a Dutch oven
His turtle-head farts and touching-cloth sharts
Made him more of a knob than Mclovin'

 

[Blue Mist]

Almost a Haiku

Actuakly almost 2 :-)