United thread 2020/21

[PannickAtTheDisco]

13 in 23 games since lockdown.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

17 pens in 41 games this year.

This is getting serious.
Every team would love a goal a game striker.
Next best...a striker who sccores one every two games.
Utd are very nearly at the point of a penalty every two games.....
Cheating Bastards.

 

[jonah62]

It's a stadium for dwarves, there is no leg room because they cram the seats in, theatre of shite.

Irish Leprechauns?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The texts have already recommenced....

Wow - maybe they are really back..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Is there a higher status than Saint that St Marcus can now elevated to?

Pope?

 

[Shirley]

Is there a higher status than Saint that St Marcus can now elevated to?

Pope?

There will be white smoke rising from the chimneys in Trafford Park when that happens.


Edit: My old fella always said that every time they appointed a new manager.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Maybe the 23k is simply with reference to their entire Manchester based support who don’t have to quarantine on arrival into the country.

 

[kippax4ever]

It's a stadium for dwarves, there is no leg room because they cram the seats in, theatre of shite.

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe the 23k is simply with reference to their entire Manchester based support who don’t have to quarantine on arrival into the country.

They wouldn’t be able to get a ticket!

 

[Blue Til Death]

So the rags will be allowed spectators and no fucker else will... Yeah right, Theatre of Pipe dreams more like... They should start by fixing the roof, on second thoughts ....!