United thread 2020/21

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manchester blue said:
Just reading about cricketer Chris Morris on BBC. United fan, not from Manchester, never been but us a die hard red. Anyway, despite a shaky start to the story he redeems himself at the end.

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Morris is yet to watch United play at Old Trafford and, although his recent earnings could see him splash out on a season ticket one day, it may be wise not to attend any away games at nearby Anfield.

"I tell you what, though, I'd be happy for United to end 16th in the league table if Liverpool get relegated.”
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"Morris is yet to watch United play at Old Trafford - and describes himself as a 'diehard' Manchester United fan."

I've watched KFC Uerdingen play more home matches in the Bundesliga 3 than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Glasgow Rangers play more home matches in the SPL than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Prestayn Town play more Cymru Premier League home matches than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Bury play at Wembley more times than.....

Well, you get the idea.
 
BrianW said:
I suppose many of us on here have been to OT more times than many so-called 'United fans'. Hell, I even saw City play Walsall there once.
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For many years it was the away ground I'd been to the most which wasn't something to be particularly proud of apart from the amount of vitriolic abuse I managed to dish out.

I'm happy now to say it's Wembley.

Just looked him up, looks like that shit Simply Red guy and spent 4 years over here playing so no real reason not to go to at least one game, apart from he's perhaps a plastic fucker.
 
BrianW said:
I suppose many of us on here have been to OT more times than many so-called 'United fans'. Hell, I even saw City play Walsall there once.
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I dont remember that one but didn't we play Bury there?
I know I went for some strange match, replay if a replay?
The laugh of it was that season the rags were struggling and a City player scored 2 or 3 goals and was the highest scorer at the swamp for months.
 
domalino said:
www.smh.com.au

Manchester United in talks to buy Central Coast Mariners, and move them

Manchester United are in talks to buy Central Coast Mariners, potentially rebranding and relocating the club away from Gosford.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness. - Oscar Wilde.
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It's not even imitation, I think we changed Melbournes kit to Sky blue, this shower of shit want to change their name and move them thousands of miles to presumably call them Sydney Rags.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Yup it’s a dump that’s falling down with tiny seats, 99 percent of rags wouldn’t know that.
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Tiny seats yes I was at a cup game there the one Rat boy had a fit ...well me and a few friends no light weights were standing along with thousands more we were aisle seats this knob steward came over asking us to sit ...well got fooked off big style....2 mins later hes back with GMPs greatest wanting us thrown out so the 4 of us sat down couldn't fit ...my mate who is 18 stone says to the police "it's like trying to sit on a fucking weetabix " copper turns around to the steward and tells him to behave and dont bother him again...we pissed ourselves and the steward god dogs abuse all match .
What a shite hole it is.
 
A590 blues said:
Tiny seats yes I was at a cup game there the one Rat boy had a fit ...well me and a few friends no light weights were standing along with thousands more we were aisle seats this knob steward came over asking us to sit ...well got fooked off big style....2 mins later hes back with GMPs greatest wanting us thrown out so the 4 of us sat down couldn't fit ...my mate who is 18 stone says to the police "it's like trying to sit on a fucking weetabix " copper turns around to the steward and tells him to behave and dont bother him again...we pissed ourselves and the steward god dogs abuse all match .
What a shite hole it is.
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I was sat in the home end roundabout 2 years ago when we beat them 2-0. Knees pushed right up against the seat in front of me was torture not trying to jump up when Bernardo scored.
 
manchester blue said:
Just reading about cricketer Chris Morris on BBC. United fan, not from Manchester, never been but us a die hard red. Anyway, despite a shaky start to the story he redeems himself at the end.

..............

Morris is yet to watch United play at Old Trafford and, although his recent earnings could see him splash out on a season ticket one day, it may be wise not to attend any away games at nearby Anfield.

"I tell you what, though, I'd be happy for United to end 16th in the league table if Liverpool get relegated.”
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What an interesting article............ :-/
 
Cellarite said:
"Morris is yet to watch United play at Old Trafford - and describes himself as a 'diehard' Manchester United fan."

I've watched KFC Uerdingen play more home matches in the Bundesliga 3 than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Glasgow Rangers play more home matches in the SPL than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Prestayn Town play more Cymru Premier League home matches than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Bury play at Wembley more times than.....

Well, you get the idea.
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I've attended more Accrington Stanley vs Crawley Town games than this John McLean has watched United play..........
 


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BrianW said:
I suppose many of us on here have been to OT more times than many so-called 'United fans'. Hell, I even saw City play Walsall there once.
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My standard reply to rags who get on my tits “I’ve seen city play more times at old Trafford than you have seen united play there”. Generally does the trick. Scum
 
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