Ole’s a limited manager that’s doing a job with his hands tied at the moment. Surely it has to be primarily Woodward’s fault in terms of recruitment, as he really doesn’t have a clue but wants to be involved! Their weaknesses are glaringly obvious and have been for some time but they haven’t brought in the players to rectify the issues, hence a bit of leniency going Ole’s way.
Is it really 3 planks fault..?
Let's take an overview of what they have spent on their first team squad recently..
In no particular order..
Obi wan
Portuguese ferret features
Slabhead
Right said
The dabber
Baileys with ice
Donny van whatsisname
Ballon d'or Tone
Linda's lost
Greggs number one customer
Igloo
Not forgetting a big fcuk off contract to the doughnut thief, who has had them over bigtime..
And a shout out to..
Tia Maria
Meat pie
Swinesteiger
Sanchez ££
Lardy Lukaku
Doesn't Mata
Here-rair-ah
At a guess, that's not much change out of 3 quarters of a billion pounds, less salaries ..
Just finished paying off the chosen one's 6 year, golden handcuffs contract too..
Now, Ratboy wants them to buy another centre half and Sancho, that'll be pushing a cool billion quid and you could safely say, there's pretty much fcuk all to show for it..
Poor Edwoodwoodwood's getting slaughtered but him and the glass installers have coughed up plenty..
The rags are basically fcuked, it's written all over the paperboy's face every time the camera pans onto his mush..
Palace have some decent players and can turn anyone over as we well know but the rags were worse than poor the other day..
Luton tonight, surely they will be back to winning ways and the proverbial corner will yet again be turned..!
Tick... F'kin... Tock..!