United Thread - 2021/22

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Octavian said:
Is there a source for this figure?

I though £480m was mental, it’s £100k more than the highest paid player in the country (KDB).

No wonder City weren’t interested.
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It’s a drop in the ocean when you see what Ronaldo brings in commercial terms. The share price increased by 145m in just 2 hours after the announcement. The money element is negligible.

In footballing terms we will see. Bruno, Sancho and Pogba are experts at providing assists, and Ronaldo is a goal machine. We are considerably stronger than we were this morning.
 
Highpeakprowler said:
It’s a drop in the ocean when you see what Ronaldo brings in commercial terms. The share price increased by 145m in just 2 hours after the announcement. The money element is negligible.

In footballing terms we will see. Bruno, Sancho and Pogba are experts at providing assists, and Ronaldo is a goal machine. We are considerably stronger than we were this morning.
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But as you know, that will soon come back down, as it always does.

Where does this leave Greenwood and Cavani?

You already had an aging goal machine in the big Uruguayan, who I highly rate.

(can we loan him?)
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
Right, i’m getting sick to death of this tw@t already - it’s only been about 4hrs aswell. Thank god were early kick-off to keep us occupied.

What an ending to a shit couple of weeks….
Messi to Psg “WANKFEST”
Kane staying at Spurs “SAUSAGEFEST”
Mendy providing some surprise sex “SEXPESTFEST”
Ronaldo to United “MEDIACOCKSOUTFEST”

I hope this transvestite flops like my penis after 3 bags of marching powder, he’s nowhere near the Ronaldo of 2009
Give Fernandinho a shout as all it needs is 1 decent crunching tackle and his arse will fall out. The fossil is nearly as old as me.

Remember, Madrid didn’t want him, Juventus didn’t want him, and City didn’t want him - nobody wanted him apart from these Rag fuckers.
Every great player has given this shower of a football club the elbow otherwise Messi, Neymar, Mbappe or Haaland would all be looking for properties around Stretford.

I’m back to hating these motherfuck@rs 100% until Liverpool pipe up again
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Sorry pal but your post stinks of sour grapes. Don't let it bother you, eh?
 
Highpeakprowler said:
It’s a drop in the ocean when you see what Ronaldo brings in commercial terms. The share price increased by 145m in just 2 hours after the announcement. The money element is negligible.

In footballing terms we will see. Bruno, Sancho and Pogba are experts at providing assists, and Ronaldo is a goal machine. We are considerably stronger than we were this morning.
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You are only as strong as your weakest link. I've got three words for you; Mctominey, Fred and Matic.
 
Highpeakprowler said:
It’s a drop in the ocean when you see what Ronaldo brings in commercial terms. The share price increased by 145m in just 2 hours after the announcement. The money element is negligible.

In footballing terms we will see. Bruno, Sancho and Pogba are experts at providing assists, and Ronaldo is a goal machine. We are considerably stronger than we were this morning.
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Dude I’ll have you a charity bet for a tenner on who finishes higher this season. Fancy it?
 
BBC have just stated that United paid just 13 mil for Ronald and supposed that we‘re bitter bastards. Can anybody confirm this as, as far as I know, it was way more than 13 mil and I don’t give two fucks who they sign and what they do.
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
City - we are happy to offer £250,000 per week

Agent - that is acceptable to us

City - cool, so are we now on to sign it all up on paper and all that?

Agent - oh hang on I've just got a text saying that some daft cunts are willing to offer him £500,000 per week, are you still interested? Can you match that or maybe better it?

City - nah, mate, we're walking away

Agent - ok


Not too hard to get your head round is it? But like you say, the truth doesn't really matter, just the outcome.

Funny you mentioning a player from yesteryear 'cause I sincerely hope that he turns out to be un*t*d's Rodney Marsh ;)
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Or their Emile Heskey...
 
We knew all those years we were bobbins they still had some inferiorty complex about us deep down (the banner, constant digs by the piss can, never stopped singing about us, had to keep stressing that we meant nowt to convince themselves etc).

But the levels since we started beating them.
Kidnapping berbatov
Overbidding for van persie
Offering ridiculous wages to sanchez
That failed sancho poster
Needing ex and current players to beg Ronaldo to not sign for us and then offering to get him so we can't when they have rejected him already as not needed.

Talk about Small Penis Syndrome
 
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It’s blatantly clear who the media darlings are. Hardly anything else in sport media except that Ronaldo has ‘come home’ and City are ‘putting on a brave face’.
Pep bette start taking the Derby seriously. If that **** scores, we will NEVER hear the end of it.
When did €25M suddenly become £13M ??? If so, I’m off on Holiday for a year.
 
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