United Thread - 2021/22

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Best performance of the season produced 3 shots on target ...enough said

Exactly, I think i seen somewhere their "expected goals" was below 1 for the match, so on average they wouldnt even score a goal playing the way they did.

Its like people have mentioned, the media try create a narrative that they are playing good while anyone who actually watches can see the gulf in quality in comparison to actual top sides. Most people dont watch every match so just parrot what they get told or see in highlights, as long as they grind out some results the media will exaggerate their performances to keep up the hype.

Eventually reality kicks in and people realise they are just crap like with all the other managers they sacked in the end. £1billion spent on the team since sacking Moyes and they are no better than then despite numerous "new dawns".
 
I was in a very busy Asda earlier today and I said to this young lady: "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

She said, "Sure you can but how will that help?"

I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of fucking nowhere."

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Thats clearly not Asda , look at the trolley, no Asda logo on it.
 
They've turned another corner!!!!

I remember when we used to celebrate when we had won a corner, by the way they are still scum, still shit and still absolutely fucking deluded as a club, team and fans (must also mention the 16.9 billion 'followers).

We as a club, team, business operation and hopefully fanbase are light years ahead of the mouthbreathers, I love their complete denial after a couple of iffy wins.

We are playing the best football ever seen in the UK, and they play kick and chase like a primary school side (btw my school beat Bruntwood 10-0 and as a winger I laid on 6 goals)
 
Just in... Can confirm Chris Armas has had his appeal for a UK work permit granted & will join Manchester United as Ralf Rangnick's assistant.

What started as a rough 2021 for Armas, fired after 12 matches by Toronto FC, ends with him joining one of the biggest teams in the world. From Twatter
 
Best performance of the season produced 3 shots on target ...enough said
Three, thats funny, is that one team or between two teams? Isn't life grand. The biggest, bestest, brilliantest club ever only get one shot on target every 30 minutes. I think Bernie does that himself....
 
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