United Thread - 2021/22

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

BBC Gossip column:

Manchester United's summer transfer plans are in disarray after three midfield transfer targets for the summer have rejected a move to Old Trafford. (Star)

Snubbed?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Snubbed?

Didn't want them anyway ;-)

 

[M18CTID]

Ronaldo has won PL player of the month, now I don’t watch United recently as their results don’t matter recently but what has he done ?

Smashed a mobile phone up belonging to a young Everton fan

 

[abu13]

Going to be tough getting the players they need with no CL, guess they will have to pay over the top wages.

The thing is i cant see them getting close to us or the dippers and Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs are all better than they are, if they miss out again next year they coul be in a bug mess. I am also expecting Newcastle to be pushing for a top 6 position as well next year.
Could be fun.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Didn't want them anyway ;-)

Ahhhh yes..........

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Was listening to some random trashy football podcast and an advert came on for “The United Rewind”.

A whole series dedicated to rag nostalgia and (their words) “reliving the glory days of Manchester United”.

Hahahaha.

The cunts really have jumped the shark now.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Ronaldo has won PL player of the month, now I don’t watch United recently as their results don’t matter recently but what has he done ?

They only scored 6 goals in the whole of April and Fake Ron scored 5 of them including a 'magnificent' hat-trick against the mighty Norwich.

 

[KS55]

They get 60 thousand for a youth cup game…..cos United are a massive club

Or because there has been no decent football at the swamp in living memory.

 

[LongsightM13]

I know, which is why I'm so puzzled this shit have won the cup and are acting like they've got a class of 22 out of nowhere.

It’s literally all they have left.
Even their women’s team, who they suddenly got enthusiastic about, finished behind us despite the Lady Berts giving them a six-month head start

This is what City’s lads did to the Rangnik Babes in their own backyard a few weeks ago:




And this is what we did to them back in August:

Match Highlights: City U18s 3-0 Manchester United

The best of the action as City kicked off our defence of the Under-18s Premier League title with an emphatic derby day win!

www.mancity.com

So two games against ‘The world’s greatest youth team’ ended with an aggregate score of 8-1 to City. 20 points ahead of them with a game yet to play in the league

 

[KS55]

Keeping him away from their crappy training facilities should be the first priority.

He was reported the other day to be holding discussions with fake Ron about his future. Ycnmiu.