United Thread - 2021/22

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.

Love it

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.

Put Come on feel the noise by Slade on car entertainment system (Fucking Radio)

And sing Come on Feed the goat

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.

This is my favourite bit of this post, the frequency of you doing it to him - magnificent work mate.

When's the next honours list due out?

 

[deegee33]

First official day of retirement today and all is right with the world, morning paper on front step, dog out for a stroll, Gary Neville is still a **** and I detest the scum more than I did when I went to sleep. Time for coffee and a muffin/barm.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

First official day of retirement today and all is right with the world, morning paper on front step, dog out for a stroll, Gary Neville is still a **** and I detest the scum more than I did when I went to sleep. Time for coffee and a muffin/barm.

Well done, mate.

 

[dobingsdobber]

First official day of retirement today and all is right with the world, morning paper on front step, dog out for a stroll, Gary Neville is still a **** and I detest the scum more than I did when I went to sleep. Time for coffee and a muffin/barm.

Good for you mate.Been retired for ten years,every day is Sunday.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Twat alert.

beware.

I just went into Poynton to pick up some meds and had the most unpleasant experience of walking past Terry Christian on his phone. That whining nasal twang was unmistakable.

 

[Southern KK]

I pass his hotel every day into work,seen Neville,many,many times.
Always put my window down and shout "feed the goat Gaz,feed the goat"
At first he laughed about it,then after a good few times I got "FFS,give it a rest will ya"
Last time I seen him and shouted it,his response was "can't you get another fuckin job?"

I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.

Am I right in thinking that GN is the Concierge at the said hotel. (Or is he just a doorman)?

 

[deegee33]

Good for you mate.Been retired for ten years,every day is Sunday.

Let's make every day a Saturday, I would hate to spend 10 hours per week in a church. :-)

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Am I right in thinking that GN is the Concierge at the said hotel. (Or is he just a doorman)?

He's there a lot.....you ain't gonna pay for a room in a hotel when you own one.