United Thread - 2021/22

[blueinsa]

You have got to laugh at our media.

Within a few days a manager who is out in the backwaters of Russian football and unheard of is the most wanted bloke in world football, a visionary, the man who invented tactics, a footballing brain above all the rest, a guy who will get the best out of players, improve them………………………….

 

[discopop]

It’s full rag fest on Sly Sports News, Redneck this Poch that and the panto Dame Winter eulogising everything Rag.

 

[dadnlad]

It’s full rag fest on Sly Sports News, Redneck this Poch that and the pants Dame Winter eulogising everything Rag.

they got no shame when it turns pear shaped they run the line of was never united type anyways
nobody calls them out

and now only beat PSG cause at home lol

 

[discopop]

they got no shame when it turns pear shaped they run the line of was never united type anyways
nobody calls them out

and now only beat PSG cause at home lol

I missed that as I would rather watch some Biathlon on Eurosport than watch anymore of that fucking nonsense.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

With al these 4 year old playground names for the new Rags manager, I just thought I’d add my grownup take on it..

Ralf Raggy knickers!



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Nah...too long, needs to be short, succinct and straight to the point. Offizierstellvertreter Ragtwatmiester rolls of the tongue much better

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Its got to be Rag Nick.

Ragdick surely?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Fortunately the scum don't have a Salah or a Mane or a VVD, Robertson, Trent to put those balls forward :)

But they've got Luke Shaw and Wan-Ka

 

[cheekybids]

This feels suspiciously like a man with a plan of how to specifically stop us.
Aside from the simplicity of such a view ('yeah, that's all you have to do') - they only play us twice a year in the league - and they've been pretty good against us in those fixtures with ole, so not much room for improvement there??
Is the obsession deepening to strategically blinkered new levels??

its a man who is seeing what he wants to see.

From coaching Sunday league team who takes that into being Andy Gray giving tactics to deadbeats from Dublin to Singapore.

amateur hour.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Howson's or the rag's 3 C's, Clueless, Classless and CompletelyFuckingShite

Howson is a tool, albeit a small, insignificant, fat, self indulgent tool.

TBH we need more of his type, delusional self absorbed pillocks - about time they protested and invaded the swamp again please....

Clueless Crap Cunts

 

[cucumberman]

As much as I would want them to lose every single game, because of chelsea’s form, and the coming of ragnick, I would want the rags to win by a big margin. A 6-0 win for the rag with the most beautiful football that they have ever seen themselves play.

That way they will be waxing lyrical about the rejuvenation. Then, when ragnick does become their manager, I hope they would then have a run of games being outscored and outplayed even worse than Solskjaer, to the point that a biplane flies over the swamp with the banner ‘Love Carrick Hate Ragnick’

 

[halfcenturyup]

With al these 4 year old playground names for the new Rags manager, I just thought I’d add my grownup take on it..

Ralf Raggy knickers!



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Rassen frassen Ralf Rangnickly

 

[the blue panther]

Rassen frassen Ralf Rangnickly

I can almost see and hear that bi-plane flying over the swamp, and the chant changes form the usual "Knick knack paddy whack" to " Catch the pigeon! Catch the pigeon...."
There's a dastardly plan by blues to get them to self destruct :-)

 

[halfcenturyup]

I can almost see and hear that bi-plane flying over the swamp, and the chant changes form the usual "Knick knack paddy whack" to " Catch the pigeon! Catch the pigeon...."
There's a dastardly plan by blues to get them to self destruct :-)

Pogba, you snickering, floppy eared hound.
When courage is needed, you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bumbling at which you are best.

(I was a fan of D&M)

 

[remember arthur mann]

I've spotted the flaw in their "reasoning", though. They have to take the "concussed" player off and replace him with someone who is equally inept.
Still, 10/10 for trying to be original.

Yep, think they're confusing concussion with shell-shock.

 

[waspish]

Odds on for manager of the year

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Pogba, you snickering, floppy eared hound.
When courage is needed, you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bumbling at which you are best.

Ronaldo and Fernandes have been strolling around like Penelope Pitstop lately

 

[halfcenturyup]

Ronaldo and Fernandes have been strolling around like Penelope Pitstop lately

Phil and Gary as the Slag brothers
Rangnick as Professor Pat Pending ....

Could do this all night :)

(Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't .... just to open Blackadder analogies)

 

[Kippax77]

Is it just me who wants the Rags to get hammered today then?

 

[ad4amt]

you'd think it's the rags that are the only team playing on sky today

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Phil and Gary as the Slag brothers
Rangnick as Professor Pat Pending ....

Could do this all night :)

(Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't .... just to open Blackadder analogies)

Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire bringing up the rear in the Arkansas Chugabug...