United Thread - 2021/22

[Protein Junkie]

Have they been linked to that Wesley bloke yet?

Imminently imminent my sauce tells me !

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Probably never, but this current crop are absolutely shite with zero form so it'll be interesting to see the squad when they play their next game.

Come on get with it. We all know Sancho, Shaw, Magliar, Rashford etc will ALL be in the squad.

 

[waspish]

With the world cup later this year it'll be interesting to see how many of their duds will be selected for England. Personally I think none of them deserve to be anywhere near being considered for selection.

And it will benefit them in a way with all our best players on international duty.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Please tell me that’s true

 

[JASR]

Probably never, but this current crop are absolutely shite with zero form so it'll be interesting to see the squad when they play their next game.

I was thinking it would have at least been in the period 74-80 but clearly no major tournament for England then!

 

[117 M34]

Please tell me that’s true

I wouldn't normally believe things the newspapers print but that seems to be too specific for it to be made up.

 

[Elbow beards]

Fair play to Crystal Ken, if he did say that. That's piss funny.

 

[baggy]

Please tell me that’s true

Amazing. We all saw this coming with PR7 going back to the rags but this is exceeding all expectation.

 

[KentBlue]

Come on get with it. We all know Sancho, Shaw, Magliar, Rashford etc will ALL be in the squad.

Not only the in squad but in all starting elevens.

 

[bavarian blue]

They are irrelevant nowadays, Thursday and Monday nights.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

That's a fucking good line tbf.

Though presumably Ronaldo can give some advice about avoiding the law in a foreign country.

(Bloody hate those parody accounts pretending to real news. Funny nevertheless)

 

[Blue Mist]

That's a fucking good line tbf.

Though presumably Ronaldo can give some advice about avoiding the law in a foreign country.

(Bloody hate those parody accounts pretending to real news. Funny nevertheless)

And DeGea can give advice on how to avoid paying for things in this country.

(We could go on)

 

[dennishasdoneit]

With the world cup later this year it'll be interesting to see how many of their duds will be selected for England. Personally I think none of them deserve to be anywhere near being considered for selection.

Agreed.but when the time comes they will prob change the rules and shoehorn a member of utd women's team in...just to ensure a representative from old Trafford is included.

 

[Cellarite]

Why the fuck are they thinking about a new contract for Carlton again? He’s clearly not been interested in playing for them for a good few years yet they continue to beg him.

 

[waspish]

Why the fuck are they thinking about a new contract for Carlton again? He’s clearly not been interested in playing for them for a good few years yet they continue to beg him.

I don’t get it either Mata been there for ages never plays after getting his extension few years back!

Maybe the glazer gets a % of all players wagers ;)

 

[Bozzie]

I don’t get it either Mata been there for ages never plays after getting his extension few years back!

Maybe the glazer gets a % of all players wagers ;)

Mata's the weirdest of the lot imo. He's a great little player and, by all accounts, one of the nicer ones at OT and yet he's been happy to sit there and take the cash for the last few seasons. Can't understand players that don't want to play, particularly as they get towards the back end of their careers.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Mata's the weirdest of the lot imo. He's a great little player and, by all accounts, one of the nicer ones at OT and yet he's been happy to sit there and take the cash for the last few seasons. Can't understand players that don't want to play, particularly as they get towards the back end of their careers.

I suppose with the scum being so wank, it gets to the point where it's embarrassing to turn out for them and wear the shirt on a Saturday?

 

[Braggster]

Mata's the weirdest of the lot imo. He's a great little player and, by all accounts, one of the nicer ones at OT and yet he's been happy to sit there and take the cash for the last few seasons. Can't understand players that don't want to play, particularly as they get towards the back end of their careers.

On the contrary, players towards the end of their careers can see the money about to be turned off as soon as they hit retirement, so giving up a big (ludicrously big in Mata's case) contract is not a wise move, particularly as it's not like Mata would get tons of appealing offers from a sporting perspective now.

 

[br88]

Apparently the wage bill at United far exceeds everyone else. When you consider the state of their team the following stats are mind boggling.

United (226M)
Chelsea (162M)
City (143M)
Liverpool (139M)

 

[Blue Mist]

Why the fuck are they thinking about a new contract for Carlton again? He’s clearly not been interested in playing for them for a good few years yet they continue to beg him.

Is the answer because they are thick fuckers ?