United Thread - 2021/22

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Cunts.

Scum.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Scum.

Both very good, yours just takes it though.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Basically run like Fulham in the mid-70's now. Short term 'glamour' signings of players past their peak and no real direction.

 

[Blueknows]

If you fancy a laugh this is great

 

[Roy Munson]

One word to sum up Man Utd?

Petulant.

Come on now, you can do better than that. Here are a few suggestions:

Wank
Scum
Cunts

 

[NZBlue]

Come on now, you can do better than that. Here are a few suggestions:

Wank
Scum
Cunts

Obsolete

 

[Bill Walker]

Forget City bingo..

United Truth

They pay fortunes for players
The players they buy are mercenaries
Dodgy owners
They're a corporate brand y'all know
A collection of superstars but no actual team
Empty seats
They're literally ruining football, in so many ways
Boring football
Plastic fans
No passion or excitement from the players
Their managers cant do it without money
Wet cold Tuesday against Burnley can they do it - Obvs no
They're actually bitter

The Old Scaffold Retirement Home for the Aged.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Utd have sent a post/tweet/message out saying anyone with greenwood printed on their shirts can exchange it for free with any other name on it.

That tells me they know something.

Something tells me that the name on the new shirt will not be Manchester utd

 

[Blue Mist]

Well well well, next week PR37's lawyers will be in a New York Court. They are trying to stop The New York Times from obtaining the police reports relating to the rape claim against ronnie.
(You know the one I mean don't you ? Yep, the one where he paid the woman £375,000 to say nowt)

I wonder how much media coverage the British press give the case)

 

[Bluekiwi]

My bleary eyed, hungover, 'boro supporter emerged this morning to empty a few dozen empties into the recycling bin and confessed - "How the hell we didn't lose 8 nil I'll never know - but I don't give a toss". When I told him about the likeness to a fat Elvis post on the forum he collapsed with laughter and went to get another cold one.

 

[DJBusinesscake]

Good to see their loan players continuing to be shite...

 

[Keeper!]

Good to see their loan players continuing to be shite...
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Why are you following the progress of Martial?

 

[JASR]

Why are you following the progress of Martial?

Progress?

 

[Gray]

They are having a ceremony today at the swamp if anybody is interested. It is 64 years ago that they are remembering.

HYPOCRITES

 

[waspish]

Well well well, next week PR37's lawyers will be in a New York Court. They are trying to stop The New York Times from obtaining the police reports relating to the rape claim against ronnie.
(You know the one I mean don't you ? Yep, the one where he paid the woman £375,000 to say nowt)

I wonder how much media coverage the British press give the case)

One way of kicking Ronaldo out the club without paying him a penny more maybe the rags want them to succeed

 

[DJBusinesscake]

Why are you following the progress of Martial?

Wondered if he played wank, i checked, found it funny that he did, that ok?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I'll accept that re referees but not the media coverage.

Yeah I was only on about referees with that statement, definitely not with the media. There’s undoubtedly an agenda against us with the media, even United fans I know see it.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I didn’t watch the game but did they compare the cost of the squads or wages ?

I found this nugget on the BeeB write up of the game by Slyman Stone:

‘It was only the second time in 11 meetings with Premier League opposition that Middlesbrough had progressed, following on from their equally surprising success at Manchester City in 2015‘.

It wasn’t surprising, Boro always beat us.

 

[Elbow beards]

Forget City bingo..

United Truth

They pay fortunes for players
The players they buy are mercenaries
Dodgy owners
They're a corporate brand y'all know
A collection of superstars but no actual team
Empty seats
They're literally ruining football, in so many ways
Boring football
Plastic fans
No passion or excitement from the players
Their managers cant do it without money
Wet cold Tuesday against Burnley can they do it - Obvs no
They're actually bitter

You forgot dirt Arab money.

 

[laplandblue]

I watch it daily … so why not !!

" Plastic

I watch it daily … so why not !!

"Plastic" the highest number of supporters that have supported for 25 years or more. 30, 000 supporters in the second division. " We're shit " brilliant.