United Thread - 2021/22

[blue b4 the moon]

Just watched A Madrid lose at home to the bottom of the league team....they were awful.. hopefully they can get their shit together next week.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Just watched A Madrid lose at home to the bottom of the league team....they were awful.. hopefully they can get their shit together next week.

I want the rags next round, give em a good twatting then have a laugh about it.

 

[Maly]

Says Jorge Mendes.
MLS beckons and he needs his client to be seen as relevant and in demand to get interest even in that market.

I really don’t think it does having read this yesterday:

Police in Las Vegas investigating soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo for a 2009 rape allegation requested a warrant to arrest him, but the local district attorney declined to pursue the case, according to newly uncovered documents.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

PSG, Bayern Munich and Roma circling? Circling the wagons to keep the bastard out more like!

 

[Vienna_70]

I want the rags next round, give em a good twatting then have a laugh about it.

Our record against English teams in European competition is appalling.

Chelsea in 1971, Littlewoods, Spurs and Chelsea in recent years have all beaten us.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Our record against English teams in European competition is appalling.

Chelsea in 1971, Littlewoods, Spurs and Chelsea in recent years have all beaten us.

Point taken.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Says Jorge Mendes.
MLS beckons and he needs his client to be seen as relevant and in demand to get interest even in that market.

Blockchain platform "Tezos" will be buzzing with this,after sponsoring the rag training kit for £20m a year.

 

[bluemc1]

Does anyone else find themselves listening to United podcasts to revel in their misery? I always listen to the bluemoon podcast, but after enjoying that I find myself more and more listening to the Athletic's United podcast straight after ... it's a thing of beauty. They are so depressed with the direction of their club. It's glorious.

mid they’ve lost or a bad draw I get the livestream watch along up and fast forward to the opposition’s goals

don’t care what that makes me I love seeing their pain

 

[horlock_was_super]

Our record against English teams in European competition is appalling.

Chelsea in 1971, Littlewoods, Spurs and Chelsea in recent years have all beaten us.

Yes. Quite. But. My dream is to end that hoodoo against the scumbags in the Champions League Final. I am 57 now, not too sure my heart could take the tension to be honest, but, a dream is a dream.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

So; the prodigal son might be pissing off. That won't go down well with the unwashed hordes.

Haha as if any of those sides want or need that geriatric washed up hasbeen.

He’ll be off to China or the US or somewhere to play for some side nobody has ever heard of for a billion quid a game.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The Ragnick believers need to wise up to the fact that even he thinks they are shite.

That’s how he can unite the dressing room, Ted Lasso style.

“Now then, we’re all fucking rubbish and out of our depth here aren’t we lads. But let’s do our best…”

 

[jimharri]

Haha as if any of those sides want or need that geriatric washed up hasbeen.

He’ll be off to China or the US or somewhere to play for some side nobody has ever heard of for a billion quid a game.

Can't see him heading stateside somehow!

 

[dobingsdobber]

Just crispy frog

Nice.Salad?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Just crispy frog

Surely its crunchy frog…

Crunchy Frog - Monty Python Scripts

Scripts and sounds from Monty Python, Holy Grail, Meaning of Life and Life of Brian

montypython.50webs.com

 

[55yr old teenager]

That’s how he can unite the dressing room, Ted Lasso style.

“Now then, we’re all fucking rubbish and out of our depth here aren’t we lads. But let’s do our best…”

Who is Ted Lasso?

 

[Impeccable One]

Who is Ted Lasso?

He’s the inventor of the original gangbangpress and taught Ragnick everything he knows. There’s a great documentary about him online, on AppleTv, it evens includes clips of City playing against his team (can’t remember the name).

 

[Grassland Blue]

I have just been shown the sending off. The screaming in the face of the referee en masse - just wow. They really are a vile institution.

They have previous for this type of behaviour.
Were any bookings issued to any rag players?
Answers on a postcard to:

VAR centre
Stockley Park
That there Lundun.

 

[jimharri]

Who is Ted Lasso?

 

[Grassland Blue]

True they are still in champs league and the best teams don’t win champs league you can be average get loads of luck or helping hand and pop up in the 90th minute to win a game and why champs league is classed a cup top of the cups but a cup!

I'd love to see us win it....










Then accidentally drop it from the top deck of our open top bus parade so that it lands in front of the bus and subsequently gets squashed and bent, to reflect the way the competition is run.

 

[dickie davies]

I wonder if there will ever come a time when the rags will finish a game that didn't have some kind of controversial decision that helped them in some way?
Because I genuinely cannot recall the last time they either won or drew a game where the ref's/var weren't responsible in one way or another of 'assisting' them.

Rags had a goal disallowed at Burnley last week