United Thread - 2021/22

[yeseye]

So Assault & criminal damage he should be charged with hopefully and his sponsors will use it as a excuse to get rid of the washed up Fat Fucking Elvis ****!

 

[waspish]

Bet Ronaldo looking forward to another year at the scum unless he has a better offer but can’t see it unless he rips his contract up and forgoes his 26m for next summer.

 

[give it to gordon]

I think we are missing the point before he smashed the phone he was limping. After smashing the phone he wasnt limping. It is clearly a medical way of stopping limping.

The young lad has found away to heal top footballers by letting them smash his phone !

 

[big gaz]

I can’t believe nobody slapped the twat after that.

He wasn't asleep on a train ;-)

 

[jrb]

I’m sure the lad will get the latest iPhone off Ronaldo.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I’m sure the lad will get the latest iPhone off Ronaldo.

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We now have a confession too!

 

[manimanc]

Fuck me what an odd looking bunch.

I bet at least five of them are on the register.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We now have a confession too!

Attempted murder, surely?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

At least 6 fingers.

Sorted it out for you.

As the kid was an Everton supporter (blue dipper) he must have 6 fingers!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I’m sure the lad will get the latest iPhone off Ronaldo.

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With the sincerity of a politician..............

 

[TravisBickle]

This is beautiful :)

Pep Guardiola he says would sort his shite club out…..didn’t he once say he brings no guarantee of success lol

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Pep Guardiola he says would sort his shite club out…..didn’t he once say he brings no guarantee of success lol

He's a blagger.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I’m not hearing many Manc accents there.

 

[dickie davies]

Pep Guardiola he says would sort his shite club out…..didn’t he once say he brings no guarantee of success lol

And he also said Guardiola is an absolute bottler

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

The little lad might get to meet Bobby Charlton

Gingers Dad. He can hook up with the Thai cave rescue boys. They were forced to watch a scum game vs Neverton in 2018 after being entombed in a cave system for three weeks in a social experiment designed to extend their mental ordeal and stress test their mental fortitude.
I believe that after the experience, the boys had their passports confiscated and continue to be utilised on rainy matchdays to plug leaks in the stadium roof with unsold match programmes.

 

[paulchapo]

Ha ha the raggies aren't happy.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Gingers Dad. He can hook up with the Thai cave rescue boys. They were forced to watch a scum game vs Neverton in 2018 after being entombed in a cave system for three weeks in a social experiment designed to extend their mental ordeal and stress test their mental fortitude.
I believe that after the experience, the boys had their passports confiscated and continue to be utilised on rainy matchdays to plug leaks in the stadium roof with unsold match programmes.

I heard the Chilean miners couldn't wait to get back to work

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Who the fuck tunes into him for tactical advice?

Maybe Ole did?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

New evidence shows why PR37 got so upset with the child.

 

[Blue Mist]

We now have a confession too!

Even you could get a conviction.......... couldn't you ?