United Thread - 2021/22

[RadcliffeRick]

FOC........ ;-)

FYC.....:-(

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

With six players gone, who are they seriously in the market for?
Do you think Declan Rice and James Ward-Prowse are on the scum's radar?

West Ham will win a trophy before United do.

 

[horlock_was_super]

FOC........ ;-)

Oh my word, I have finally made it!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Oh my word, I have finally made it!

What's the official threshold?

 

[horlock_was_super]

What's the official threshold?

shouting at the telly?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

shouting at the telly?

Then reluctantly, I'm in.......... :-/

 

[CPPSC]

Then reluctantly, I'm in.......... :-/

And me but I’m blaming Tyler & Hinchcliffe

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I genuinely don't think he's clever enough to WUM on purpose.

Not the age old unintentional, self-imposed, triple pike, 3/4 summersault with inverted triple top action finish reverse Clarkie!?!

I thought that was only legend............

 

[jimharri]

shouting at the telly?

Barking at the moon and pointing at passing planes.

 

[Blue Mist]

Barking at the moon and pointing at passing planes.

That's only if you're from Duckingfield.
The sign if a FOC is when you start type something but forge

 

[Blue Mist]

I grew up in Manchester so the rags have always been relevant to me. First it was the playground, then the pub or work. Despite rumours there are rags that do come from Manchester and you have to learn to stand your own.
Or you did.
I have never known such a quiet close season. Now Frankie has told them to do one, Alfies lad is coming to us and M'bappe is staying the press have nothing to write about. After all they can hardly big up some midfielder from Spanish giants Real Vallidolid who is going to replace Pogba so it is silence.
Back to my opening line if I wasn't from Manchester these fuckers would be irrelevant.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

That's only if you're from Duckingfield.
The sign if a FOC is when you start type something but forge

We are a lot closer to both the moon and the planes up here in the green and lush hills of Dukinfield, so we don't need to point at them.

 

[remember arthur mann]

What's the official threshold?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

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[Gazza]

West Ham will win a trophy before United do.

Boiled Ham will win a trophy before United do.

 

[mat]

Danny Murphy and the Waistcoat work for the same Agency.

He has form for promoting their clients over actual any factual discussions.

 

[mat]

I grew up in Manchester so the rags have always been relevant to me. First it was the playground, then the pub or work. Despite rumours there are rags that do come from Manchester and you have to learn to stand your own.
Or you did.
I have never known such a quiet close season. Now Frankie has told them to do one, Alfies lad is coming to us and M'bappe is staying the press have nothing to write about. After all they can hardly big up some midfielder from Spanish giants Real Vallidolid who is going to replace Pogba so it is silence.
Back to my opening line if I wasn't from Manchester these fuckers would be irrelevant.

I can't wait for them to announce they've poached Ivan Toney from Liverpool and the video that follows.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

And me but I’m blaming Tyler & Hinchcliffe

Always someone else's fault. You must be a dipper ;-)

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

I can't wait for them to announce they've poached Ivan Toney from Liverpool and the video that follows.

buying Lukaku back...surely the gods will grant us this?

 

[KentBlue]

Danny Murphy and the Waistcoat work for the same Agency.

He has form for promoting their clients over actual any factual discussions.

Didn't know this. Small wonder he (Murphy) blows smoke up Southgate's anus. But then, Danny Murphy is and always has been a cûnt.