United Thread - 2022/23

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I used to quite like the football365 website - not anymore....

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Why Man Utd's Treble in 1999 would always be superior to Manchester City's in 2023

Man Utd were the first to do it - sort of - and no one will ever do it more dramatically. And they definitely did not cheat while beating teams that were actually pretty decent...
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They are also arguing that Kane should be player of the year as 30 league goals for a broken Spurs trumps Haalands 36 for City, unbelievable...
 
buckshot said:
I saw that one of their cunts has been ruled out of the final so I'm going to have to change my predicted lineup for them:

Scum ****

Scum ****
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Slight edit.

It's only right and proper to use their full names. ;-)
 
gill_undrhill said:
I used to quite like the football365 website - not anymore....

www.football365.com

Why Man Utd's Treble in 1999 would always be superior to Manchester City's in 2023

Man Utd were the first to do it - sort of - and no one will ever do it more dramatically. And they definitely did not cheat while beating teams that were actually pretty decent...
www.football365.com www.football365.com

They are also arguing that Kane should be player of the year as 30 league goals for a broken Spurs trumps Haalands 36 for City, unbelievable...
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Sounds like a post in a forum, especially the cafe.
 
gill_undrhill said:
I used to quite like the football365 website - not anymore....

www.football365.com

Why Man Utd's Treble in 1999 would always be superior to Manchester City's in 2023

Man Utd were the first to do it - sort of - and no one will ever do it more dramatically. And they definitely did not cheat while beating teams that were actually pretty decent...
www.football365.com www.football365.com

They are also arguing that Kane should be player of the year as 30 league goals for a broken Spurs trumps Haalands 36 for City, unbelievable...
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In all competitions Harry Kane has scored 32 goals, Erling Haaland has scored 52. He won’t break Dixie Dean’s record, however he has smashed Premier League records that have stood for nearly 30 years. Some of the all in stats for players he has beaten have stood for over a 100 years, and that’s when they didn’t have subs. Why can’t people look past what team they support and recognise what a season Haaland has had?
 
Ted_Bovis said:
What a fucking surprise. After going off on a stretcher that bag of slack pissflaps Antony might be ready for the cup final. According to the BBC…

Erik ten Hag said on Sunday that the 23-year-old Brazilian will "probably" recover from his ankle injury in time for Saturday's final.
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Boost for City. The lad is crap.
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
Slight edit.

It's only right and proper to use their full names. ;-)
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In that case, surely for full formality we should include:

-Alpaca donut thief ****
-Slab headed ****
-Fat ****
-City reject ****
-Woodchuck “galactico“ ****
-Saint ****
-Short ****
-Burnley reject looks like baddie out of Happy Valley ****
-Rat faced ****
-Cuntony
 
yeah whatever !! said:
He's a one trick pony, stop him from cutting in to the left and you've owned him. I don't think he even knows what his right foot is for.
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Dream match up for Akanji on that flank if Aké isn't available.
If Aké is available, he'll chew him up and spit him out then wander up the pitch to join in the attack.
 
pride in battle said:
If he plays, Akanji should eat him alive, perfect, right footed defender playing left back :)
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Our defence have had some good practice coming up against quick wide players in Coman, Sane, Rodrygo and Vincicous Junior in the last few months. Hopefully another test they can deal with on Saturday.
 
Ted_Bovis said:
What a fucking surprise. After going off on a stretcher that bag of slack pissflaps Antony might be ready for the cup final. According to the BBC…

Erik ten Hag said on Sunday that the 23-year-old Brazilian will "probably" recover from his ankle injury in time for Saturday's final.
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He was actually CRYING after grazing his knee on the grass last week.
Yet he'll be swanning around the pitch on Saturday as though he's ten men and trying to act all Gerrard Wellhard the fucking little gimp
 
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They are going to get away with full-bloodied assaults on our players. They will surround the ref and scream abuse at him at every single decision they don't agree with. They will throw themselves down in our penalty area and look pleadingly at the ref every 30 seconds or so. They will pull our player's shirts, trip them up, kick them and spit at them when in their own area, but no cards or penalties will be shown...and the media will collectively say nothing.
Not a single syllable of criticism will be spoken about the rags. Not one so-called 'pundit' will dare to call them out for what they are, and what everybody who is watching the game will already know. There will be absolutely no mention of the money the rags have spent on their team, and we will see continuous shots of the crimson-faced pisscan sneering contemptuously at those around (except of course, if Howard Webb is nearby, then it will be a fellatio-marathon for all to see in glorious high definition).

If it's a game of football, then we win. If it's down to cheating, diving, ref/linesman intimidation and every fucking low-down dirty trick in the book, then I'm afraid it's no treble for us this year.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
In all competitions Harry Kane has scored 32 goals, Erling Haaland has scored 52. He won’t break Dixie Dean’s record, however he has smashed Premier League records that have stood for nearly 30 years. Some of the all in stats for players he has beaten have stood for over a 100 years, and that’s when they didn’t have subs. Why can’t people look past what team they support and recognise what a season Haaland has had?
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Cole slips seamlessly into the category 'Bitter Rag bastard'. It's a fairly well established and heavily populated category which has increased in size exponentially since 2008. I can't quite put my finger on why...
 
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