United Thread - 2022/23

[Gone for a Burton]

All hail Special Agent Piss Can.

His work in the decline of the Stretford Shit Stains is art,poetry and music.

We now know why he was knighted for services to fitbaa.

"Not in my lifetime Indeed"

Long live the piss can and may he suffer a miserable painful existence.

Meanwhile, over at the home of the CENTURIANS, CHAMPIONS, QUADRUPLIANS & IMPECCABLES.......

 

[remember arthur mann]

How deluded can someone be?

He’s not played good football since the Juventus v Real Madrid game.

He’s got about as much charisma as a piece of toast.

And good looking? Haha… He’s had more plastic surgery than Soft Mick.

When he was younger he used to look like something out of Men In Black where he had an alien living inside a human’s skin.

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Soft Mick, so Manc.

 

[Blue Floyd]

Fuck me, it’s time this thread was closed down for good.

Nah. Shoes on the other foot now. 30 plus years we had from these stains. Kick them while they're down. Get them in a headlock if you have to. Fuck em!

 

[Always Ali]

It’s Tommy Dickfinger.

How big is that index finger compared to your middle finger?!

Haha, a quick check has revealed that it's actually around 3mm shorter....perspective!

 

[give it to gordon]

You’ve never gone to a new job expecting one thing and finding another? It’s more common than not - especially if the employer is less than honest

Yep ! But I was desperate to get out of my old job and not a multi millionaire.

Are we to believe that Ronaldo and his team believed utd, that within his 2 year contract everything at utd was going to be upgraded ?

Surely when Ronaldo and his team did the tour of the facilities they saw utd hadnt updated. They would have seen how out of date every thing was. Who moves to another job without being shown round first ?.

Ronaldo just saw the half a million a week pay cheque. Thought he was going to be the making of the rags and bring them make to the top.

Personally I think it's great what's going on lol City have played a blinder.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

This is all so good. Pure Bert fuel. No one looks good here. It's beautiful. I hope in the next part he calls Bobby Charlton a nonce and accuses Alex Ferguson of still crying over Bobby Manc seeing him off.

 

[tommybooth]

They must be in for Ivan Tony!!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Old news but still funny, surely couldn't be Clive. Why the need to apologise ?

BBC News presenter Annita McVeigh apologises after ‘Manchester United are rubbish’ statement appears on screen

A BBC News presenter from Northern Ireland has issued an apology after a message appeared on screen saying “Manchester United are rubbish”.

m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

 

[BlueMoonday]

Piers is a proper slimeball. Listened to him on Talksport and he was talking utter toss based on nothing factual. Easy to see how he made his career from fabricating shite in the red tops.

 

[Blue Floyd]

For people still in bed