United Thread - 2022/23

[Blueknows]

Someone needed to tell the rags “he’s just not that into you” - they’ve always been adoring him like a love struck teenager but it was never a two way thing.

The club he loves is Real Madrid.

The club that made.him not the rags as they'd have you believe

 

[Blueknows]

And an interior still stuck in 2013.

Along with their fans , training ground and tactical thinking

 

[NZBlue]

Let me know when it's World Rodent Day and we can all celebrate.....

8th September

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[DrBlueBob]

I wonder if it's down to my almost psychotic hatred of all things rag, but once a player signs with them and becomes a regular first-teamer I know I will have an intense dislike of him throughout his entire career at the swamp.
You look at the current squad and players like the Ladyboy, Penandez, McTominay Casemiro etc, I would be quite content to punch the living the fuck out of them even though I've never actually met them - thank Christ!
Even the old guard, Camel Gob, Ratboy, Ginger Pig, David -twin brother to the Piltdown Man- Beckscum, and Shrek.
You get close-ups of them on MotD or whatever and I immediately think along of the lines of going back to the days of the Spanish Inquisition: Torquemada and his like, torturing heretics, devil-worshippers etc. I would be the Grand Inquisitor...and by fuck, wouldn't I have fun in a torture chamber with them.

I didn't expect that. :-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Hardly the sharpest knife in the drawer is old Rio

In the drawer of knives, he's actually a spoon.

 

[aguero93:20]

And an interior still stuck in 2013.

BC

 

[porkchopsaplenty]

Ronaldo is such a selfish, poisonous, spiteful twat. United deserve all the shit he gives them.

It's all part of the Masterplan...

 

[The perfect fumble]

And an interior still stuck in 2013.

I went to a conference there, the interior is a sea of tatty beige, it's like the set of a 1970s sitcom.

 

[give it to gordon]

Havent watched the interview but reading on here it sounds like he is only telling the truth about the training ground and the statium

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It's all part of the Masterplan...

they have a plan ?