United Thread - 2022/23

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Onholiday(somemightsay) said:
Oh ffs - just discovered two more of the rats.

Cool is cool.........
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Our little dog went ape at a family wobbling round the park yesterday wearing united tops. She says to them "sorry, I have no idea what's got into him" and I got an icy glare as I said "oh, I do".

Good boy.
 
Can you imagine if the prancing show pony starts today after going public about wanting to fuck them off.
 
As a rule I don't watch skysports.
For some reason I just put it on.
They're trying to big the shite up.
Ten hag this blah blah.
Therate of dreams I nearly chocked on my bacon.

Picture of the shit hole in the back ground Jesus what a fucking dump
 
One headline this morning just shows how poor journalism is in this country.
It pitted the words "total football" and "manchester utd" in the same sentence.

My boxer shorts are now mid cycle in the washing machine but my ribs still hurt
 
I hope Brighton get a result today, be lucky to finish top 6 this year.

Us, Dippers, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, will all finish above them. West Ham and Newcastle could do.
 
Growing up I hated them, I mean I absolutely abhorred everything about them.

These days I cannot muster emotions even half as powerful as that.

I think what I feel now is pity. They are a pitiful, pathetic irrelevance. And long may it continue.
 
Bluewonder said:
Growing up I hated them, I mean I absolutely abhorred everything about them.

These days I cannot muster emotions even half as powerful as that.

I think what I feel now is pity. They are a pitiful, pathetic irrelevance. And long may it continue.
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That is a dangerous train of thought. :-)
 
Bluewonder said:
Growing up I hated them, I mean I absolutely abhorred everything about them.

These days I cannot muster emotions even half as powerful as that.

I think what I feel now is pity. They are a pitiful, pathetic irrelevance. And long may it continue.
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Bluewonder said:
Growing up I hated them, I mean I absolutely abhorred everything about them.

These days I cannot muster emotions even half as powerful as that.

I think what I feel now is pity. They are a pitiful, pathetic irrelevance. And long may it continue.
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Never pity a rag.

They chose the easy option, when the scum were flying.

Now, they have to suck up the shit that is dished out by the band of mercenaries every game.
 
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Bluewonder said:
Growing up I hated them, I mean I absolutely abhorred everything about them.

These days I cannot muster emotions even half as powerful as that.

I think what I feel now is pity. They are a pitiful, pathetic irrelevance. And long may it continue.
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No, no. This will not do at all. Pity for those bastards? For THAT banner? The 'small club, small mentality' comments, to name but a few?
I would rather have my hemorrhoids ripped out by some coke-crazed pyscho behind the controls of a fucking great big JCB, packed into a parcel and sent to the Vatican in order to be blessed by the pope, then returned to me wrapped up in barbed wire and put back from whence they came than have pity for the rag bastards.
 
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