United Thread - 2022/23

[manclad]

Worked weekends in Lou macari’s chippy.

But the food was that rancid,he had to go for 5 shits a day.
"What do you do when you want a shit?
Shit on my Lou Macari " !!!

 

[Nascent Blues]

Not to mention Howson's, "Guardiola doesn’t bring a guarantee of success".

Whilst talking to a 4 year-old.

 

[Falcao]

I dont see them letting him go on a free - And i dont see anyone paying a fee to the rags and paying his massive wages. So he will stay. Lol.

If he does at least Erling will get to play against once his idols…

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Could do with him fucking off. Scored too many for those pricks last season, don’t want that happening again.

Hopefully the ego driven **** has a massive strop, refuses to play for them and completely fucks up their commercial contracts.

What a great situation to be in.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Yes but if he goes they will have a lot of wages freed up and on the basis every signing is a lottery they may just unearth a decent player.

With their track record and planning , what is the serious chance of that ?

They prefer flashy cunts with massive egos and no work ethic .

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Yeah their shoes must be in fucking bits.

Read an article on the BBC about Ronaldo wondering if heel be joining them in Thailand

 

[Kippax77]

Could do with him fucking off. Scored too many for those pricks last season, don’t want that happening again.

But we all now that he will have family issues on the dates of the 2 derbies as he really doesn't want his shallow vanity destroyed by us again

 

[Blue Mist]

Allegedly, Barca owe Frenkie de Jong £17m in deferred wages. Stumbling block? ;-)

Very much so because some reports state that if he leaves he doesn't get it.

 

[LongsightM13]

He had actually been on a bike ride and then a few beers after, so I thought maybe he was pissed or had heatstroke. No, he was genuinely serious about his claims.

You would think zebras could handle hot weather

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Very much so because some reports state that if he leaves he doesn't get it.

Is that legal if they owe him the money ?