United Thread - 2022/23

[Big Swifty]

Hell that must have frightened the Germans. You sat side saddle in a red tunic !

And I was taking the piss out of myself more than you :-)

Yes, I'assumed/hoped you were......

And I did wear khaki for a bit, unlike what Michael Caine wore in "Zulu".

Perhaps "decrepit" is overstating the case ever so slightly, though. "Creaky", maybe, I'll admit.

Sorry, gone a bit off topic now. So to get back to the rags.....I see they are going to bid for Jude Bellingham. That would mean St Jude as well as St Marcus.

Of course, in the pantheon of saints (a bit of a mixed metaphor, since "pantheon" comes from the Greek for "all gods") St Jude is the patron saint of lost causes.........how very appropriate.

 

[messedupface]

In fairness, I did apologise for nit-picking.

Surely you wouldn't ban a decrepit old man who wore the Queen's uniform to defend his country?

I hope you had it dry cleaned before you gave it her back

 

[lazerblue]

The irony of some **** who sits at home broadcasting from his living room to other cunts during games, talking about the number of supporters in our stadium, is off the scale.

GIAC

 

[mexico1970]

The irony of some **** who sits at home broadcasting from his living room to other cunts during games, talking about the number of supporters in our stadium, is off the scale.

Commuting from Dudley was untenable, he does what he can ;)

 

[Gazza]

At least the cones are being collected by one of their own.

I bet they can't get the cone off Shaw.

 

[Gazza]

In fairness, I did apologise for nit-picking.

Surely you wouldn't ban a decrepit old man who wore the Queen's uniform to defend his country?

I didn't know the Queen used to own MacDonalds.

 

[aguero93:20]

I bet they can't get the cone off Shaw.

I heard he was inconsolable when he found out there was no ice cream in it.

 

[Sky Blue]

GIAC

Oh, Gordon's alright for a small claims solicitor.

 

[Big Swifty]

I hope you had it dry cleaned before you gave it her back

Oh, the stains, front and back

 

[kippaxwarrior]

SCUM