United Thread - 2022/23

[Prestwich_Blue]

Is allegedly required?

Allegedly.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

...that he allegedly climbed out of a toilet window to avoid a routine drug test?

The way you twist my words by editing them! You must be a journalist…

 

[BrianW]

Luke Shaw has signed a lucrative sponsorship contract with Bowen's Pies. He has contracted to eat three of their pies each day, and six on the eve of match days.

 

[WestGorton]

Their new shirt would be better for darts players. It's shit.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nedum was as "big a name" during his playing days as Stephen Warnock, IMHO.

Joleon is not a club ambassador, but he works for us in some capacity with the Academy lads.

Didn’t he quit that role to work with England U21s, or similar?

 

[bluetonium]

Good to see Woodward's legacy has remained at old trafford. Arsenal wanted this Ajax defender for about £34m but pulled out when they were told to cough up £40m.

United now have captured him for £57m.

 

[handsofstone]

Almost pissed myself laughing

They are spending £57mil.....£57mil!!!!.... on a CB that's 5 foot fucking 9.....and is currently playing in the Dutch league

 

[stan bowles]

How much have they spent on CBs in the last 3 seasons ? This fella, Slab, Varane, Lindleof. Over 180 million.

 

[Vienna_70]

How much have they spent on CBs in the last 3 seasons ? This fella, Slab, Varane, Lindleof. Over 180 million.

The media used to criticise us to fuck for all the money we spent on centre-backs, but I bet we won’t hear a single word of condemnation from those same idiot journalists.

 

[KentBlue]

As much as I'd like to cheer Rory McIlroy on at the Open, he's a rag so I'm not going to. THAT is how immature and petty I have become.