United Thread - 2022/23

[117 M34]

If the dippers and Chelsea weren't having awful seasons, the rags would have had planes flying by now demanding ten haag be sacked.

 

[aguero93:20]

Let’s just hypothetically think..

- they get sold to the Qatar lot and they spend billions on the ground and rebuild the entire team over a couple of seasons

- the new squad has the best player in the world on every position
- Phil Jones gets a ten year contract extension

Fixed

 

[aguero93:20]

The impression I get is that he’s just a bit dim, almost like he forgets he’s in an actual football match, rather than consciously being interested/disinterested. (I’m kind of half joking but that’s how he genuinely comes across to me).

I reckon he gets distracted by the smell of burgers and chips around halftime.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Shaw's problem from my viewpoint is that he often goes missing during games. Like he has an attitude problem: sometimes he's interested other times not. He might well be a good player but he's inconsistent.

He is very inconsistent. His recent performances against Liverpool and Newcastle were laughable. The rags were destroyed on their left side in both those matches. I thought Shaw was good when they signed him but he has never reached the highest level and still looks very unfit.

 

[bluethrunthru]

SSN on telly - they advertise their football coverage with footage of a 12 year old overhead kick - desperation oozing from every pore

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

SSN on telly - they advertise their football coverage with footage of a 12 year old shin kick - desperation oozing from every pore

 

[Xhavenjoe]

SSN on telly - they advertise their football coverage with footage of a 12 year old overhead kick - desperation oozing from every pore

In faIrness, their ad in the previous commercial break a few minutes earlier was Kompanys goal against Leicester

 

[foggy1974]

He’s actually quite quick for a fat lad.

Hes had plenty of practice as a kid chasing the ice cream van

 

[bluethrunthru]

In faIrness, their ad in the previous commercial break a few minutes earlier was Kompanys goal against Leicester

Slightly more topical

 

[FantasyIreland]

He’s actually quite quick for a fat lad.

Haha,in all seriousness though.....he has a half decent physique,which is even more impressive considering the injuries,better than most footballers.