This sums up the Ponce better than any of my pretentiously verbose, long-winded and downright tedious ramblings could ever do. Succinct, straight forward, and to the point.
Basically, I'm a verbally bombastic anal cavity whose one and only redeeming feature is that I HATE THE RAGS!!
The fact that the show pony sees his goal tally as more important than the team he plays for says all you need to know about him. He's like one of those old, fading Hollywood stars from yesteryear who demands top billing because of who she once was - very Sunset Boulevard. And the rags not only re-signed the tart, they paid him half a million quid a week for the privilege.