United Thread - 2022/23

[Protein Junkie]

I mentioned Sir Marcus of de Fish Finger and for that I truly apologise. By mentioning the serial fraudster I have diverted attention from the fact that these useless fuckers cannot sign their No. 1 target (deJong) wantawayron still wants away and slabhead is the captain and would be Defensive Midfielder.
Fuck, could it get any more funnier.

Yes - don’t be satisfied yet

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Cheers for the reply and for clearing that up. Why some posters won't admit it...... mind you, they are trying to improve Salfords image, having the rags there won't do the campaign any good.

Little short of chemical weapons is going to improve Salford’s image.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Maybe a biohazard sign or twenty would be appropriate to warn the unsuspecting public entering the scum central area.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Anyone think like me that we could do with another layer of cover in our midfield....?

i hear a lad calle Frankie DeJong is an okay player and available to buy, would it be worth putting in a cheeky bid?

If he came here after all the recent shenanigans with the club down the road, that to me would be the ultimate snub would it not?

 

[Vienna_70]

Anyone think like me that we could do with another layer of cover in our midfield....?

i hear a lad calle Frankie DeJong is an okay player and available to buy, would it be worth putting in a cheeky bid?

If he came here after all the recent shenanigans with the club down the road, that to me would be the ultimate snub would it not?

There are a couple of Spanish blokes you will need to convince for that to happen.

 

[Sir peace frog]

That makes me feel aroused !!!

Edited :)

 

[BlueMoonraker]

Luke Shaw has signed a lucrative sponsorship contract with Bowen's Pies. He has contracted to eat three of their pies each day, and six on the eve of match days.

So he’s cutting down his pie intake?

 

[KS55]

The new town signs are ready.
—Salford Twinned with the End of the Earth.
—Salford Working together for a Nuclear Free Zone in Pendlebury.
—Salford: Backwards into the Future.
—Salford: Blame the Duke of Westminster.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Prediction

They will have a bright start.
Its a fuckin long season.
They will keep dropping points
They will finish 6th

The silly fuckers

 

[Bantamgaz]

Prediction

They will have a bright start.
Its a fuckin long season.
They will keep dropping points
They will finish 6th

The silly fuckers

You failed to add thousands of deluded rags and rag media loving twats getting all giddy when they go top for a game