United Thread - 2022/23

[Bluesince1979]

You failed to add thousands of deluded rags and rag media loving twats getting all giddy when they go top for a game

Thats a given.

 

[TonyM]

I love that their preseason games are going so well. Can't wait for the season to start.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Prediction

They will have a bright start.
Its a fuckin long season.
They will keep dropping points
They will finish 6th

The silly fuckers

You missed out the bit where halfway through the season LVG stands down as Netherlands manager for health reasons and 10 Bob agrees to oversee matters on a consultancy basis and at the end of a season of ego's and his realisation that the club is a shambles he announces he is off to manage the Netherlands full time and so the rags turn to Sparky Hughes to bring back the good old days.......

 

[manimanc]

Prediction

They will have a bright start.
Its a fuckin long season.
They will keep dropping points
They will finish 6th

The silly fuckers

They'll win the league in August again, do it every year.

 

[Zabbasbeard]

In other news...

 

[hammocity]

Sky’s Senior reporter, the silly Melissa Reddy has been sent to Australia to follow the Rags, this is her appraisal:

“Van De Beek plays having impressed in the last match

Tent Peg is really impressed with Fred connecting the midfield

Front 3 have been superb

Martial has been in superb form

Sir Marcus Pope Fishfinger the 1st is the Rashford of old

Sancho looks like the player they thought he was at Dortmund

Fatty Shaw has nailed down his starting slot

All in all things are looking good for the Rags”

So, she not only supports the Dippers she licks the Rags arses as well, you’d think this was the reincarnation of the 1970 Brazil team.

 

[mrbelfry]

Salford is one of the best places in the country to suffer a stroke and is also the birthplace of Vimto. #fingeronthepulse

 

[55yr old teenager]

Edited :)

You have a dirty mind

 

[hammocity]

Salford is one of the best places in the country to suffer a stroke and is also the birthplace of Vimto. #fingeronthepulse

Indeed it is, a few of my friends have been treated in there including the lad attached who although will never fully recover from his injuries they did save his life, he’s a Blue as well. Btw, Vimto is an anagram of Vomit, is that how they arrived at the name?:-).

Man who inflicted life-changing injuries on Ashton grandfather gets more than 10 years in jail | The Oldham Times

AN opportunist who inflicted life-changing injuries to a Tameside grandfather has been jailed for 10 years and six months.

www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk

 

[dave_blue12]