United Thread - 2022/23

[LongsightM13]

anybody that says old piss can does not pull the strings at united any more, well just look at ronaldo today
the real reason is clear and until somebody at united grow some balls and say sorry just fuck off, then no new manager will work

fucking long live fergie

Yep we should reword the old non-PC song, having a party, bouncy castle, jelly and ice cream etc for when he reaches 100
The longer he hangs around stinking the place out like a fart in a lift, the better

 

[JASR]

All part of the master plan

But who was the Master, and who turned out to be the Servant…

 

[LongsightM13]

All part of the master plan

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So just to summarise, fit ronnie and frankie whatshisname are fucking them about and the season is how old...Oh wait, it's not even started yet. Oh dear !!!

 

[Vienna_70]

As the late, great Frank Sinatra once said
There ought to be clowns.
Send in the clowns.....

Don't bother they're here.

Judy Collins' version is the best, as far as I am concerned.

 

[Vienna_70]

But who was the Master, and who turned out to be the Servant…

Depeche Mode?

 

[bluethrunthru]

If de Jong is still messing them about can't they rekindle their interest in Wesley Sneijder ?

 

[deegee33]

If de Jong is still messing them about can't they rekindle their interest in Wesley Sneijder ?

They put him in a trainer's suit 8 years ago, he hangs out in the back with the Jr physio's. No body has ever noticed him, ready to go in a moments notice.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Please be true.

.... but it's not customary to loan players to CL rivals is it...... oh hang on..... ahem [clears throat] "as you were"

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

I hear Father Jack and Ollie Reed have turned up at Carrington today to suck the Buckfast stains out of the Pisscans dribble bib.