United Thread - 2022/23

[LongsightM13]

anybody that says old piss can does not pull the strings at united any more, well just look at ronaldo today
the real reason is clear and until somebody at united grow some balls and say sorry just fuck off, then no new manager will work

fucking long live fergie

Yep we should reword the old non-PC song, having a party, bouncy castle, jelly and ice cream etc for when he reaches 100
The longer he hangs around stinking the place out like a fart in a lift, the better

 

[JASR]

All part of the master plan

But who was the Master, and who turned out to be the Servant…

 

[LongsightM13]

All part of the master plan

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So just to summarise, fit ronnie and frankie whatshisname are fucking them about and the season is how old...Oh wait, it's not even started yet. Oh dear !!!

 

[Vienna_70]

As the late, great Frank Sinatra once said
There ought to be clowns.
Send in the clowns.....

Don't bother they're here.

Judy Collins' version is the best, as far as I am concerned.

 

[Vienna_70]

But who was the Master, and who turned out to be the Servant…

Depeche Mode?

 

[bluethrunthru]

If de Jong is still messing them about can't they rekindle their interest in Wesley Sneijder ?

 

[deegee33]

If de Jong is still messing them about can't they rekindle their interest in Wesley Sneijder ?

They put him in a trainer's suit 8 years ago, he hangs out in the back with the Jr physio's. No body has ever noticed him, ready to go in a moments notice.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Please be true.

.... but it's not customary to loan players to CL rivals is it...... oh hang on..... ahem [clears throat] "as you were"

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

I hear Father Jack and Ollie Reed have turned up at Carrington today to suck the Buckfast stains out of the Pisscans dribble bib.

 

[KentBlue]

Judy Collins' version is the best, as far as I am concerned.

Agreed. But Glynis Johns' version is more soulful, and her rasping voice gives it a great emotional lift (and she was Winifred in 'Mary Poppins').

 

[BlueBas]

I hear Father Jack and Ollie Reed have turned up at Carrington today to suck the Buckfast stains out of the Pisscans dribble bib.

Cue massive pay rise to keep him. Slaps on the back all round. Hailed as the Saviour, until he throw his toys out of the pram with the nag and it all playing out again next year when again they're not in the Champs League!

 

[hammocity]

The dipper loving twat that is Melissa Reddy has said the prancing pony has been keeping fit despite not having a preseason with the rags so it should not be a problem. How about bonding with his new team mates and sorting out tactics for the up coming season. Oh I forgot, they are a clueless rabble with no team spirit, no need to worry

I really don’t know how Reddy got that job, she’s a terrible reporter, embarrassingly bad, whoever appointed her at Sky should be sacked.

 

[old blue]

He's probably just lost.

Or use the toilet.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I really don’t know how Reddy got that job.

 

[KS55]

Hey Fergie, do you think united will ever start as favourites in a Manchester derby? Not in his lifetime.
You have to pinch yourself….City commonly acknowledged as the best run club in Europe, rags a comedy of errors. Typical rags, as they say!!
Noisy neighbours, 4 of last 5 titles.
Still, they won the cock up cup from us.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[KS55]

I really don’t know how Reddy got that job, she’s a terrible reporter, embarrassingly bad, whoever appointed her at Sky should be sacked.

She’s a poor man’s Nat Pike.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yep we should reword the old non-PC song, having a party, bouncy castle, jelly and ice cream etc for when he reaches 100
The longer he hangs around stinking the place out like a fart in a lift, the better

'Jelly and ice cream, whilst Fergies alive!'

'Jelly and ice cream, when Fergie dies!'

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They put him in a trainer's suit 8 years ago, he hangs out in the back with the Jr physio's. No body has ever noticed him, ready to go in a moments notice.

Like a coiled spring..........

 

[SebastianBlue]

Not sure why United fans are now speculating on whether De Jong will be joining City this window but I suppose they have to fill the large, silent, empty void that is their footballing soul somehow.