United Thread - 2022/23

[havefaith]

I'll console myself knowing that at 26 years of age, if I look after myself, the rags will still be shite till the day I die.

Made an alteration :-)

 

[havefaith]

I thought buying a house took ages, seems buying the rags takes just as long.

I think the rags are on this list, hence the delay

 

[havefaith]

Most Rags have avoided me like the plague but the best (and only comment from the bitter plastics) was "We did it first"
Replied by saying that they've officially morphed in Liverpool as they're fixated on the past too but no surprise as you're basically two cheeks of the same arse.
Finished off by asking if they've managed to find a VHS player anywhere so that they're able to watch 1999 all over again.

Might have to quote you word for word pal, although I would throw in the class of 92 VHS as well :-)

 

[havefaith]

Seriously! 4 o’clock Sunday morning he messaged me wanting me to meet him outside a pub he drinks in (a rag infested pub I never go in) obviously so if he’s getting a good hiding his bucket hat mates can come out and help him! I’ve never been so embarrassed for another person in my life! Lol!

A like isn't enough for that tale, hilarious, what happened with fifa match :-)

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

To say nothing of giant mutant rats.

Think he’s playing for Portugal isn’t he?

 

[bluethrunthru]

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Oh to have their morals.

No prizes for guessing who they're talking about.

Yet we are guilty of 115 offences having not been found guilty

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Would United have won the treble if FFP existed in 1999?

They outspent everyone
Broke transfer record after transfer record
Nit-picked the best talent from every other premier league club (like Bayern Munich do now)


keep in mind, before all the plastics jumped on board and they had to expand the ground several times they did not always get 70,000 every game to cover their spending

For example :
16/09/92 european cup at Old Trafford
Man United v Torpedo Moscow
Attendance : 19,998

Ps, i’ve posted in the wrong section and it’s not giving me the option to delete or move it :-) mods - if your could move this to the general thread please

 

[Grassland Blue]

Being in the current football vacuum I decided to have a browse in sad cafe. My visit was brief and somewhat of a mistake!
Many comments were confused and it was difficult to make any sense of them.
My advice is to avoid the mistake I made and avoid the site totally.
It's just going to be a waste of your time!

 

[Grassland Blue]

That Glazer bloke has a look of Phil Silvers 'Bilko' about him.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Every what, though?

Goal?