United Thread - 2022/23

[eyalluvitt]

Who signs a 5'-9" centre half for the premier league??? It's fucking insane.

They asked him to paint the skirting boards at Carrington, but he really struggled till they found him a step ladder.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Gary Neville’s dog tonight
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Ryan Giggs’s dog every night *






*allegedly

 

[TonyM]

What height is Fernandinho? Is he any taller than their new CB.

 

[vmsuhail]

Liverpool (H)
Southampton (A)
Leicester (A)
Arsenal (H)
Palace (A)
Leeds (H)
City (A)
Everton (A)
Newcastle (H)
Spurs (H)
Chelsea (A)
West Ham (H)

That is between now and November and I seriously can only see them pick up about 5 points maximum from those games. They are in the shit.

That's a brutal fixture list. They had to win the first 2 games.

 

[mad4city]

You know Nigerians, you know this.....

Christ.
I hate United but found myself hoping someone would please clock that giddy twat in the Arsenal shirt.

 

[vmsuhail]

That stat they showed in the 1st half was a killer.

After about 35 mins, Brentford as a team had ran over 5km more than the rags, so basically half a km per outfield player more.

Shocking stat, fuck all the owners can do, if the players won't put a shift in..That's on the manager, his staff, the players and player recruitment.

Even with Ole, they had a new manager bounce. This is another level of mediocrity and the lazy Pogba isn't even there.

 

[jollylescott]

I still can't fathom why they bought a 5 foot 4 centre back who has the commanding reassurance of a crippled prawn amongst a flock of hungry seagulls. It beggars belief (Not really lol)

 

[MeeBeeGeeBee]

United fans losing their shit is one of the real joys in life.

 

[abu13]

I know its only 2 games in but there must be some concerns about the new manager and if he's going to cut it in the Premier league. So do they give the go ahead to increase the offer for FDJ?

This could end up being an epic season.

We can expect a lot of protests this season about the Glazers but the truth is the Managers and players are to blame

 

[NickGw2]

Lived too long?

I’m glad he did. I get more satisfaction seeing him watch this shower of shite. Could you imagine if he were gone? It would 100 times worse than the dippers and their Shankly meme’s. No, let him suffer