United Thread - 2022/23

[MafeotulBlue]

I must say, it's refreshing to have found this community, where we can equally enjoy, low-key savagely, the demise of the arrogant, scummy, fuckers which have been at the forefront of so much abuse towards us as a fan base. I have a very good feeling, about this season, a lovely culmination of our hard work, and an even lovelier death, of the cunts.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The rag supporters need to curb their anger at the current situation. If you look at the league table the greatest team in the world and nearly won the league quadruple chasers currently have two more points than them. They ain’t all that bad if you look at it that way.

Come next Monday at about 22:00, they’ll have beaten Liverpool and have more points than them and they’ll be saying they’ve turned a corner and for the next five days all we’ll hear is about how Ten Hag will just need some time and within two years they’ll be winning the title.

The overemotional reactions they have to everything shows a real lack of self control with their fans.

Everything is either fucking brilliant and they’re back taking the piss out of everyone and they’re rubbing their success and history in everyone’s faces and soon they’re going to be back on top; or everything is a fucking disaster and football is shit and their club it rotten to the core and everyone needs sacking.

They just need to settle the fuck down and get control of their emotions. They just need to realise there are other clubs having their time at the top now, just like they overtook Liverpool.

 

[waspish]

Its going to be tough for Ten Hag to get results with his thinking of having someone like Eriksen in a midfield of two. There is no quality in the team to sustain that unlike us.
Everyone bar the Rags knew that their preseason friendly results meant shit (specially the 4-0 against dippers), but I also didnot expect it to come crashing down so quickly.

His main problem is De Gae! Just think if Ten Bob had anything about him he would told the board to go all out for the goalie we have as second choice tell the player your my number one this season he would of gone there and bench De Gae or try get him out the club!

Ten Bob for me is a weak manager he is being dictated to by the board, as a new manager your at your strongest wise to dictate what you want as soon as you agree to go the club!

 

[waspish]

A difficult time in the last decade? That fanbase is fucking deluded!

In the last decade they’ve won the Premier League, the Europa League, the FA Cup, the EFL Cup and the Community Shield twice, finished second in the league twice, with two other Top4 finishes, only finished outside the top 6 once in the best league in the world, have played in the CL four times and in Europe in general in all but one season, have one of the biggest incomes in world football, have spent £1.2bn on players (most of which they’ve been buzzing with at the time of signing them) and have the biggest wage bill in the country…
Most sets of fans in world football - including United fans in the 1970s and 80s - could only dream of a decade like that!

They are nowhere near mediocrity yet never mind rock bottom. They have fans who’ve experience two decades in their living memory worse than the last decade.

Oi you stupid Rag cunts, I know you’re reading this, you just wait until you really do hit rock bottom, you haven’t got a fucking clue what rock bottom is.

The Manchester United of the 1930s was rock bottom, go and have a read of that era of your history you daft twats!

Last five years been great for them won fuck all

 

[mexico1970]

And a reason we should savor every moment of our time now, enjoy because one day it will be gone.

We could actually be the last great team to dominate football in this country mate.

The way football is heading we will have women playing in the mens team, maybe 4 quarters of football with all the ice cream van music you can stomach, no heading absolutely no contact at all, and instead of commentators there will be recordings of mating Orcas to finish the legacy fan off once and for all.

 

[waspish]

I’d love it if the rags and the scousers stay in the bottom half the table all season

 

[Keeper!]

His main problem is De Gae! Just think if Ten Bob had anything about him he would told the board to go all out for the goalie we have as second choice tell the player your my number one this season he would of gone there and bench De Gae or try get him out the club!

Ten Bob for me is a weak manager he is being dictated to by the board, as a new manager your at your strongest wise to dictate what you want as soon as you agree to go the club!

The donut thief is one of 100s of problems, the biggest is the Portuguese ponce, he is poison at the club, the first job for Tent peg should have been to say goodbye and good riddance, doing so would have won over the dressing room in one second.

 

[Keeper!]

We could actually be the last great team to dominate football in this country mate.

The way football is heading we will have women playing in the mens team, maybe 4 quarters of football with all the ice cream van music you can stomach, no heading absolutely no contact at all, and instead of commentators there will be recordings of mating Orcas to finish the legacy fan off once and for all.

100% the American owners simply won't allow domination of any sort.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Come next Monday at about 22:00, they’ll have beaten Liverpool and have more points than them and they’ll be saying they’ve turned a corner and for the next five days all we’ll hear is about how Ten Hag will just need some time and within two years they’ll be winning the title.

The overemotional reactions they have to everything shows a real lack of self control with their fans.

Everything is either fucking brilliant and they’re back taking the piss out of everyone and they’re running their success and history in everyone’s faces, or it’s an fucking disaster and football is shit and their club it rotten to the core.

They just need to settle the fuck down and get control of their emotions. They just need to realise there are other clubs having their time at the top now, just like they overtook Liverpool.

They need to stick with the process otherwise it will end with another manager failing. Ten Haag has a way he wants to play and it’s going to take time shifting the shite they have signed in order to play that way. The early days of Pep were bumpy playing out from the back and we took some bloody noses at places like Leicester and Everton that season. Stick with the system and don’t deviate as eventually it will bare fruit, this lot though don’t have patience and won’t have them not competing with City and Liverpool.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Last five years been great for them won fuck all

They’re too spoilt to take that on the chin though.

All they won between 1968 and 1989 was three FA Cups and two Charity Shields. Between 1911 and 1948 they won nothing for 37 years.

It’s not an unusual thing for Manchester United, or any football club, to not be winning things for a number of years.

Most of their fanbase only chose to support United because they were winning everything in sight between 1990 and 2017 and they thought it would last forever. But they need to get their own and football in general’s history books out.