United Thread - 2022/23

[El_george]

The Ronaldo situation has been handled appallingly, defending a player who leaves at half time from a preseason friendly is an incredible mistake from any manager.

To be fair, I think he did try. Not immediately - but a few days after there was criticism of players leaving that pre-season game early, although he didn't single out Ronaldo personally.

But the next day he will have been summoned to appear before the 'thinktank' and told to wind it in and remember who is in charge of the bloody club. And he did.

Imagine if Arsene Wenger was still behind the scenes at Arsenal - had rang Adebeyor up to come back and play aged 38....* and always play if fit. Would Arteta stand for that? Of course he bloody wouldn't, what a joke United have become.

It's great.

*I know I'm making this up, imagine the stick the fans would give him after that run up the pitch when he'd just joined us!

 

[FNQ Blue]

I’ve just cottoned on to your puns.

It's got me in stitches

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Looking forward to next Monday. I love it when they are so shit and irrelevant that we want them to win a game.

But their inevitable loss will also be enjoyable albeit in a bittersweet way.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

The amount of inside information these media journos and outlets are getting regarding the scum is awful. Imagine being a professional and playing for that shit.

What kind of crazy **** says to himself, yeah, i got to go and get me some of that.

 

[117 M34]

Remember the picture of the sad looking kid outside the swamp holding a sign saying where the fuck is sneijder...

Can someone photoshop it and change it De Jong?

 

[bluetonium]

Foden‘s dad is a rag apparently but Phil was guided by his ever so calm and logical mum who is a blue.

Phew! Thank goodness for mums.

 

[Kippax77]

Next Mondays game is going to be a woman fight.
Rags need to get into them in front of their own fans after last season's debacle.
As for Klopp, can't see him even travelling to the game if he sees a black cat anywhere beforehand

 

[BlueBas]

I don't want to give the scum any ideas but this is the bare minimum of what they need to do

1. Get rid of Ronaldo
2. Get rid of the GPC
3. Employ people in important positions i.e. director of football, chairman, etc who know how to run a business
4. Invest in the stadium
5. Quietly have words with all the ex players who are lining up to dig them out. Not sure I would want to take any advice from failed managers such as Neville x 2, Wio who has never managed, Scholes etc
6. Get rid of all the players who are more concerned with their instgram images and how many followers they have
7. Prepare for years in the wilderness with the occasional trophy
8. Stop all the leaks
9. Have a coherent strategy
10. Stop chasing the clicks

Even if they do all this they will still be miles behind us and they will still be scum

Stop giving United ideas on how to fix their issues. Just rejoice in their demise and thank Allah for our owners

 

[lazerblue]

Ratboy is turning into a paradoy of himself

hes gone full alan partridge, watch this at 2.40, i spat me brew out

 

[northendenton]

I’ve just cottoned on to your puns.

Nicky Weaver helped me to spin that yarn,,,ok that will do lol