United Thread - 2022/23

[Paladin]

When I read this initially I was going to post it with some more or less piss-take comment. But honestly, I just hope we never become this….

Manchester United named as world's most popular football club

New figures released have named Man Utd as the most popular club in world football.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

The MEN article was published three years ago today. It was nonsense then, and it's even more out of date today.

 

[JASR]

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'We call on any United fan who may not have a ticket and given up hope. Stand with us'.

Ah the old Klopp rallying call to invade with tickletless fans jibbing in.

Can't see past complete carnage, with all day drunk/drugged up fanboys...

To paraphrase "Jaws": "we're gonna need a bigger popcorn basket"

 

[Kippax77]

I do like a happy ship..........

Manchester United: Cristiano Ronaldo will soon reveal 'the truth' about his future

Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo says he will soon reveal "the truth" about his future after reading so many "lies" this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Once the transfer deadline has passed and he's stuck there because nobody wanted him.
"I've always wanted to stay" statement in due course

 

[mexico1970]

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Dublin will grind to a halt on this day as the Manc half of the City hide in their basements as the scouse half celebrate a drubbing of epic proportions.

 

[KS55]

Intresting with the 3 teams, historically all bigger than us however

LCFC from the outside looking in well run club with good owners, but they seem to be selling players. Would offer more money in wages, but have they the tecruitment team to match Brighton dont know. This is a club we woupd be looking at to c9mpete with year on year and emulate.

WWFC a team i would class as a rival for league position and at the moment on a par with us, sideways step.

MUFC Potter is surley not stupid, a club in crises, a board so far away from knowing how run a sweet shop let alone a football club.

Stability wise i think we are the better of the the 3 clubs u mentioned, Potter has a good relationship with the board and i think that is vital to him, i hope im right that he wants to finish off this project that he started, for me that would be a couple of top 10 finishes maybe a European adventure and a good cup run.

People mention the England job, dont think that will suit him, he likes the day to day running of a football club.

He could be a candidate for City when Pep goes. There’s a thought.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Commissioned by United wouldn't you know!?
So, the views of 54,000 people equates to 1,100,000,000 United fans?

By chance, were they sat in Old Trafford at the time of survey?

 

[Cellarite]

You wouldn’t get anywhere near that figure mate, as good as he is.. If the rags offer him the right money and circa £60 million he will be gone … Would it be the right move? No chance, Brighton are streets ahead of the rags in every department on and off the pitch …!!

I think we've spent enough of the summer on this forum telling Brighton fans what will happen with their players.

 

[Blu1]

I think the club need to put stands up outside old Trafford so all other fans can attend & watch the mayhem unfold. You can just see Utd fans fighting each other next weekend

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Said it all along that the best manager for utd would be Dyce

Alla them?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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'An ownership that is systematically starving and killing the greatest football institution in world football, for greed'

Fucking hell they are completely outstripping even Liverpool here in lost up own arse syndrome and self awareness deficiency.

Deary me.............