United Thread - 2022/23

[mad4city]

Hasn’t he left for Newcastle?
& why the fuck do we need to change our scouting system??????

I didn't realise he had left for Newcastle.
&
So that we could get the next Cucarella for 16m rather than faffing about trying to land him for 40m. Our scouting system is ood but like anything else, it can always be improved upon.

On a side note: unless you want to come across as an overbearing twat/ drama queen, one question mark is always more than enough.

 

[chesterbells]

Popcorn at the ready for Monday...........its going to be epic.

We literally cannot lose.
Scouse batter them...fully expected and giggles all round at Uniteds expense and watch the protesters make complete twats of themselves in a massive shitshow.
A surprising draw.......both teams hopefully a further 2 points behind us and much wringing of hands in scouseland
United win.............fits of laughter as the protesters don't know what to do and RAWK goes into meltdown. The youtube football world declare the League is over for clicks and views.

Assuming a) we win on Sunday, and b) demos don’t get it called off, then 100% agreed mate!

 

[PragueBlue]

I didn't realise he had left for Newcastle.
&
So that we could get the next Cucarella for 16m rather than faffing about trying to land him for 40m. Our scouting system is ood but like anything else, it can always be improved upon.

On a side note: unless you want to come across as an overbearing twat/ drama queen, one question mark is always more than enough.

Haven't we just bought Gomez and Alvarez for less than 16M each?

 

[splinter]

Popcorn at the ready for Monday...........its going to be epic.

We literally cannot lose.
Scouse batter them...fully expected and giggles all round at Uniteds expense and watch the protesters make complete twats of themselves in a massive shitshow.
A surprising draw.......both teams hopefully a further 2 points behind us and much wringing of hands in scouseland
United win.............fits of laughter as the protesters don't know what to do and RAWK goes into meltdown. The youtube football world declare the League is over for clicks and views.

Sky should put benny Hill theme tune to it

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

I did throw a "hopefully" in when referring to points advantage as I was aware it wS only if we win.
Can't see the protests being cancelled, they are gathering pace if nothing else. It was bad enough prior to and when they got twatted by the scouse last year.

 

[El_george]

New news? - Cristiano Ronaldo cautioned by police over phone incident....

see: https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/cristiano-ronaldo-cautioned-by-police-over-phone-incident-354488

Did the Premier league ever do anything about that does anyone know?

My opinion is that a disgruntled Man United fan over at Police HQ is thinking if we do this now it might help him go.... but I am just guessing!

 

[CPPSC]

Does that mean I as to be black ?

Think it probably means less than 50%

 

[Blu1]

Popcorn at the ready for Monday...........its going to be epic.

We literally cannot lose.
Scouse batter them...fully expected and giggles all round at Uniteds expense and watch the protesters make complete twats of themselves in a massive shitshow.
A surprising draw.......both teams hopefully a further 2 points behind us and much wringing of hands in scouseland
United win.............fits of laughter as the protesters don't know what to do and RAWK goes into meltdown. The youtube football world declare the League is over for clicks and views.

It’s going to be a very good day :-)

 

[El_george]

'Manchester United in shock loan move for Chelsea's Christian Pulisic' is the latest in the Telegraph today.

They just don't appear to have any transfer strategy whatsover. Just desperately, flailing about trying to sign anyone who will actually go there. Totally chaotic. What a complete shambles of a club :-)

No, no, no - they do have a strategy. If you are under 5ft 9" and less than 11 stone they are after you.

 

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