United Thread - 2022/23

[skillman]

Ronaldo seems to want the easy life of being a guaranteed starter in a team that’s winning things. He left Juve when things went tits up and now is (hilariously) doing the same with the rags.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Hope he fucks off. Scored too many for those cunts last season. I want them finishing lower mid table.

I’m a simple man and I only them finishing below drop zone .

 

[Blue Mist]

It’s more probably down to him wanting to score some more CL goals for his own personal record now.

How could he not see they were shit when he rejoined them?!

How could he possibly see past the pound signs?

 

[BlueTG]

He's after a pay rise.
Probably seen what Salah's getting and thinks he should be on double that

He’s on not far off that, isn’t he? About £600,000 a week?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

It's a win win situation for us.
If he leaves they look like idiots.
If he stays they're still shit

 

[super_city_si]

Wheres he going to go? I can only see newcastle matching his wages and playing him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

How could he possibly see past the pound signs?

All about his stats really.

 

[Akira]

The man defo have not paid any attention to United in the past few years if he joined them in the hopes of winning top honors.

Said it then, if United fails to get CL he will push for a move. Not gonna waste his final years languishing in Europa.

Him leaving will leave a huge hole in their attack, unless they want to rely on Martial to get the goals.

 

[Blue Mist]

Brilliant. Ronaldo wants a bigger club like Napoli!

Well Erikkson can't decide between the rags and the mighty Brentford so Napoli is bigger. Oh my aching sides.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

He scored 18 of their 57 league goals last season. The next best was Fernandes on 10. He scored 6 of their CL goals and no other player scored more than 1.

If he goes, they're fucked.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Malakas (Greek: μαλάκας [maˈlakas]) is a commonly used profane Greek slang word, with a variety of different meanings, but literally meaning "man who masturbates".

hahaha

In English, 'man utd fan' is a profane way of saying 'wanker'.

 

[cleavers]

He scored 18 of their 57 league goals last season. The next best was Fernandes on 10. He scored 6 of their CL goals and no other player scored more than 1.

If he goes, they're fucked.

Shame eh ?

 

[bennyboy]

He will stay.Nobody will come close to paying what the silly fuckers gave him.

 

[Norbert D]

Love him or loath him CR37 is a great finisher, of course he wants out, maybe he had delusions he could win things with them, especially as they had finished second the season before he joined. Now he knows they are a complete shitshow, if he gets his way out they could well go down. There is no way they will let him go, if they did its an admission the game is up. Expect it all to kick off between the Maguire and Ronaldo gangs, Tent Peg will probably be out by Christmas. Better bulk buy the popcorn!

 

[lonestay]

Any chance of getting a top 4 finish dies if he leaves. If he wanted out he should have said while Haaland and Nunez were still on the market

Above from sadcafe they really thought Haaland was a possibility!!!!!!

 

[Kippax77]

He’s on not far off that, isn’t he? About £600,000 a week?

Thought it was half a million a week.
Either way a stupid amount for a player in his late 30s

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He scored 18 of their 57 league goals last season. The next best was Fernandes on 10. He scored 6 of their CL goals and no other player scored more than 1.

If he goes, they're fucked.

Nah, they could tempt Danny Ings to come if they offered him £500k a week.

 

[SWPISHOME]

I am praying that nobody comes in for him, Imagine next season Ronaldo refusing to travel and refusing to play games it will be fucking hilarious.

 

[ancoats]

Ronaldo upset the dressing room when playing pin the tail on the donkey, and he won first go

 

[Tb1981]

Tha

I am praying that nobody comes in for him, Imagine next season Ronaldo refusing to travel and refusing to play games it will be fucking hilarious.

I hope his hip injury clears up for the big games this season
How unlucky was it to flair up every big game last season