United Thread - 2022/23

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I cannot fuckin believe it....

Just switched to Slk Sports News (I dont buy their sports package)... a full blown documentary on thier shit dutch manager.....

WHY? WYF has he achieved?

Cant wait until they're in the bottom half of the table come October! Den Who???

They really are an embarrassment.
Is Jamie Jackson's book out yet?
 
Ronnie is clearly on strike. You can dress it up how you like, you can even lie about it and say it is family reasons but, he is refusing to train and refusing to play in a pre season game.
Because the rags don't want bad publicity they will NOT say he is on strike this means they cannot fine him or withdraw wages.
Their stupidity means he gets 500k a week. Move over Billy Smart there is a new circus in town.

Imagine being on 500k a week and going on strike, up his own arse much ;)
 
He looks thrilled to be modelling their new kit.

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Who is it ?

Sort of looks like Ronaldo but not !
 
So the ponce is finally showing his true colours to the world, eh? Who would have thought beneath that facade he was actually a spoilt, egotistical wanker with an unhealthy disregard for the fans that paid his wages?

People will be saying the Titanic has sunk next...
 
You favour running about a bit over top quality finishing?
We replace Ronaldo with King we're finishing 7th or 8th
I'd happily have us finishing 17th if that means we can get rid of that narcissist twat and let ETH build a young team and implement his football.

Trouble at t' mill.
 
Holly fuck the media hype for this lot is unbearable

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First footage of Tyrell Malacia in Manchester United training causes huge excitement among fans as new £14.6m signing 'runs rings' around team-mates... and many call for Luke Shaw and Alex Telles to be dropped for him already!

Tyrell Malacia has sparked excitement among Manchester United fans after impressing in a training session, with some fans suggesting he outperformed the club's more experienced players."


A fucking training session
 
Holly fuck the media hype for this lot is unbearable

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First footage of Tyrell Malacia in Manchester United training causes huge excitement among fans as new £14.6m signing 'runs rings' around team-mates...
Has anyone told him that the cones and training dummies aren't his team-mates? Mind you, how would anyone know the difference between them and the actual players.
 
Indeed.

Imagine how Sky would have framed KDB doing it with us?

Ashton offering them in house propaganda content to keep them sweet.
Perhaps it is you that is doing it wrong @mat with the RMT.
'Family reasons mean that 25,000 of our workers cannot come in next Tuesday. If the management were to offer a 6.2% increase in basic wages these family issues would be avoided and although we are not contractually bound to travel to Thailand, we would go to Milton Keynes and other shit places'
 
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