United Thread - 2022/23

[Semper aggressus]

Hope he fucks off. Scored too many for those cunts last season. I want them finishing lower mid table.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Wonder if he's actually got any balls and starts using 'Slave' references again?

Should be an amusing break from our transfer threads until the season starts.

As it is they're still in deep shit and reverse gear even with a new CEO & Poundland Pep with players legging it like lemmings.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Hope he fucks off. Scored too many for those cunts last season. I want them finishing lower mid table.

I hope he stays because he might score a few but his inability to press or track back puts a massive burden on the rest of their team and the net effect of having the old crock last season was that they scored far fewer goals overall than in previous seasons without him.

 

[svennis pennis]

I hope he stays because he might score a few but his inability to press or track back puts a massive burden on the rest of their team and the net effect of having the old crock last season was that they scored far fewer goals overall than in previous seasons without him.

Wonder if this is actually it.

Operation save face.

Everyone knows Ronaldo can’t play a high press, so this way it looks like the shite really want him to stay and Ronaldo is going on his own terms.

Not a chance he stays there for next season either way.

 

[Shaggy]

Has anyone checked on andy tait? All part of the masterplan u fat simpleton

His mothers consumption, during pregnancy, of Tippex thinners, was the reason they were banned.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I wonder how many of those misses we collected last season that FakeRon would have put away. I think I would have taken him last season but another mentally exhausting season watching SlabHead floundering would have taken its toll!

 

[Pell]

Hope he fucks off. Scored too many for those cunts last season. I want them finishing lower mid table.

His goals paper over the cracks. Yes, he scores, but he does little else, doesn't press or put in the work rate and when you have Fernandes in there who also has poor work rate, you can see why even mid and lower table teams have a lot of joy against them, let alone the top teams.

 

[Debaser]

So that's twice he's wanted out of the club, wonder if the penny will drop for the dopey cunts

 

[Kippax77]

He's after a pay rise.
Probably seen what Salah's getting and thinks he should be on double that

 

[Silva61]

I hope he stays because he might score a few but his inability to press or track back puts a massive burden on the rest of their team and the net effect of having the old crock last season was that they scored far fewer goals overall than in previous seasons without him.

Wonder if this is actually it.

Operation save face.

Everyone knows Ronaldo can’t play a high press, so this way it looks like the shite really want him to stay and Ronaldo is going on his own terms.

Not a chance he stays there for next season either way.

Well that's a lot of Dosh to turn down, my guess is he's out of line with Tent peg, hope he stays, be a miracle if anyone takes him.
Can't prove it but how can anybody believe anything other than Tiki has stitched them up again, to believe he was ever coming to City is bordering on insane.