United Thread - 2022/23

[Kamaro011]

Edit : Aww, someone already posted this.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

For a 30 year old…

 

[r.soleofsalford]

For a 30 year old…

I might even go there for that.


I know, I feel ashamed

 

[discopop]

Brazilian mercenary leaving the biggest club in the world to join a club outside of the Champions League seems familiar.

Not sure it’s Ratcliffe behind it, seems like Arab money pending. Casemiro won’t be walking away from more potential success at Real just to line his pockets next to McTurd. Dubai perhaps?

Arab money?

 

[vincent]

Arab money?

Yeah I’m confused with that one. Not sure how Arab money and Dubai come into it.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Yeah I’m confused with that one. Not sure how Arab money and Dubai come into it.

Maybe we have bought them, loaned Radcliffe the money?

 

[Vienna_70]

How dare you group felix in with those others!

No need to get catty!

 

[BridgyDids]

This should be an exhibition in the Tate Modern.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Real probably can’t believe their luck. Banking on United taking Kroos and Modric off their hands soon as well.

It'll be Di Stefano next summer.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Sham 69 remix
" it seems the scum,...are divided!!
And they will never,..be United!!"

Has this got legs?

It will get you to the door, don't forget your coat

 

[havefaith]

Fickle bunch of bastards, couple of shiny baubles and not a peep about Glazers out, odds on demonstrations will be cancelled.

 

[Gazza]

For a 30 year old…

How's he going to get into the team ahead of McTominay or Fred, he'll have to wait for one of them to be injured.

 

[Tb1981]

Real Madrid used to sign united has beens
Beckham, heinze, van nistelrooy…over paying to allow united to rebuild
That was when real were a bit shit with no plan just galacticos
Then there’s ronaldo
Now United just keep throwing money at has beens like di Maria, varane and Casemiro
Perez must be pissing himself

 

[pirate]

Don't want to be as big as 'em, I just want us to be better than 'em!

in terms of humanity
we always have been, always will be

 

[Bazzmand Show]

This is a weird signing

 

[Inter Me Nan]

 

[pudge]

£60m for a 30 year old who'll be one of their top earners, so around £300k a week, on a four year deal.

So according to Erlingistics they'll be paying over £120m plus his agents fee as well.

 

[14aguero]

Reading red cafe isn't fun anymore. They are more complimentary about City than blue moon.

 

[SleepingBlueTiger]

70m and huge wages on Casemiro means they gonna need another new expensive DM in about 3-4 years and they won't get anything back for him. Massive outlay for short term success when the other parts of the team aren't good enough to deliver that success. Something tells me in true United fashion Casemiro won't be performing his best either.

There's a reason he was about plan F for them.

 

[tommybooth]

The headless chicken club. Cpl Jones leading the charge.