United Thread - 2022/23

[jim tolmies perm]

That's got to be just about the most corrupt thing you'll see in any P.L.game
Even Wio and Ginger pig called it out

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

 

[bluealf]

When they're bought and paid for they stay bought and paid for for life

 

[horlock_was_super]

I saw this whilst having a pint in the Etihad before the game. There was just a stunned collective silence followed by everyone shaking their head.
This is just blatant cheating.

 

[Owdman]

According to Transfermarket;

Maguire 78.3m
Ronaldo 13.5m
Fred 53.1m
Casemiro 63.9m
Shaw 33.75m
Wan Bissaka 49.5m
Van de Beek 35.1m

I make that £327.15m. I expect it will be mentioned numerous times in commentary.

The Beeb noticed it. Its no big deal though, cos it's the rags.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I saw this whilst having a pint in the Etihad before the game. There was just a stunned collective silence followed by everyone shaking their head.
This is just blatant cheating.

Don't worry, MOTD will call it out later...


... or just brush it off whilst having a good chuckle about it.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

United hoping to sign some jugglers from the circus before the window closes. McTominay must wonder what he has to do to get sent off or a penalty awarded against him.

 

[give it to gordon]

Saw abit of their match , what was up with Southampton pitch, it looked awful

 

[Mr Fraser]

Don't worry, MOTD will call it out later...


... or just brush it off whilst having a good chuckle about it.

You are far too cynical

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

United hoping to sign some jugglers from the circus before the window closes. McTominay must wonder what he has to do to get sent off or a penalty awarded against him.

He's obviously untouchable because he's Piscan's love child.