I'm worried for the comedy scum. I understand they're for sale still. Everyone knows they are the geatest pile of scum in the world, with the scummiest ground and players, but even their very rich and scummiest lifelong Chelsea Scum fan hasn't chosen to buy them, despite prowling around for months. Now, it's looking like the quad, treble, double might not be 'on' after all. This increases the amount of scum available to buy, especially as it comes with £1B of confirmed debt, and with probably less income next season, more debt will accumulate, producing a bigger pile of scum to buy. Someone needs to buy now before the price just isn't worthwhile.
Is there an honest rich scum lover out there who'll put his money where his mouth is and put us all out of our misery?
I understand they're throwing in a bus which turns corners regularly to the lucky buyer, with the destination sign on the front already set: Nowhere.
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