United Thread - 2022/23

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Grassland Blue said:
There used to be a rag fan who bought 2 seasoncards for City so that he could attend derby matches.
Usually he got thrown out when other supporters twigged who he was.
What he did with the cards for the other games I have no idea.
Perhaps the rag shirt in the City section was him, although he was never so up front at the Etihad
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I wonder...halfway through the first half of the 'we can win the league against them/except for pogba' derby, when we were 2-0 up and it looked like it was going to be at least 5 that half, 2 guys got up from seats near us and left looking suitably grim.

Everyone knew what they were at that point...

Colin Bell Stand, halfway up.

Could it have been...?
 
Miguel Delooney convincing himself on Sky that United are getting Mbappe ! They’ve got the money! He declares…. Take a swift look at their accounts Miguel you numpty…. Well the ones they make available. Delusional.
 
UMS has played a blinder no matter what happens with the (non) takeover, won a cup that's deemed minor by most teams, played shite, ground falling to bits, team a mess with no depth & fell into a CL spot thanks to PiGMOL & other teams being shite managing to double the share price in 12 months.

Imagine the dividend they can pull out.
 
The thing is our treble has got fuckall to do with these pricks yet they are trying to include themselves in it.
We had nothing to do with theirs.

One thing that I won't miss is every other ex rag player being on tv saying they don't want us to win all three at every given opportunity, especially that sly **** neville who included it every time he was on the telly, he will be absolutely suicidal we've done it and what a shame.

I hope they all suffer and feel devastated, suck it up you gobshites.
 
Just 2 WhatsApp messages. One a picture of the United treble, but once I mentioned United hadn’t won the PL when United did it, and City have, the messages stopped. And one video of the City parade at the very beginning, so I sent the picture of the massive United, Deansgate parade. Apart from those 2 messages, absolutely nothing from any other United fan. We‘ve killed them.

As for Might As Well Be Celtic, as others have said, he now needs City to fill his showtime as there’s fuck all to talk about United. And he knows the Rags will lap it up, trying to find one little piece of bad news about City.

Remember, this is the daft fat rag twat who said to 2 boys listening to him in the video that Pep brings no guarantee of success.
 
flb said:
They’ve been forced into it you know , outspending City over the past ten years isn’t enough, even FFP affects them , something they are forgetting- we have a bigger revenue than them , so if it affects them , it affects their spending too, they haven’t quite grasped the reality of it yet . Cunts.
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I am sure the PL will introduce new rule to help them out, like they did re the PL FFP where they quietly changed some of it inc wages at a time the Rags had about 3-4 key players contract negotiations and also spending heavily in the transfer market at the same time.
 
Transfer News
Wiltshire County Council could be set to make a surprise loan move for Harry Maguire.
A source said “ The Summer Solstice is upon us and one of our Blue Cap stones needs urgent repairs”.
Maguire could be the ideal fit as he is used to day trippers and Far Eastern holiday makers.
 
jrb said:
Just 2 WhatsApp messages. One a picture of the United treble, but once I mentioned United hadn’t won the PL when United did it, and City have, the messages stopped. And one video of the City parade at the very beginning, so I sent the picture of the massive United, Deansgate parade. Apart from those 2 messages, absolutely nothing from any other United fan. We‘ve killed them.

As for Might As Well Be Celtic, as others have said, he now needs City to fill his showtime as there’s fuck all to talk about United. And he knows the Rags will lap it up, trying to find one little piece of bad news about City.

Remember, this is the daft fat rag twat who said to 2 boys listening to him in the video that Pep brings no guarantee of success.
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Should of put in there that our treble was of the back of a 3peat there’s was finishing second
 
Blue Mist said:
Sadly I don't do Twitter but Blues should keep making announcements that the take over is done. If some muppet in Wales with 250 followers can get yanks buying shares at an inflated price, we could cause mayhem.
The Wall Street crash of 2023.
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That is a prime example of the power of social media and how it fools and brain washes people. Is it any wonder all the City hating journalists and social media Rags use it.
 
Last night I was talking to my next door neighbour who is French and not really into football, about the final. His son, 21 and a rag popped up, 'yeh but when they take all the trophies of you'
I replied 'they can do what they want but they will never take Istanbul away from me', then, in full flow 'Yaya in the semi final, the Aguero moment, 100 points, coming from 2 down to beat Villa. No matter what they do to City I will still have those memories and they can't take that from me'
He slunk off and me and his dad carried on talking about what a fantastic city Istanbul is.
 
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My steplad went to Istanbul, had the time of his life, he's been to every game home and away this season. His dad is a red. A bitter red, thinks only his wank team exists. He hasn't even texted my steplad to see if he had a good time or to say well done winning the cup, fuckall. He posted a status on WhatsApp around midnight, just said 115. I couldn't stop laughing.
Sums the mard cunts up. I thought at least he'd text to see if he was OK, can't even bring himself to do that.

Suffer you red twat, and they used to call us bitter.

Laughable.
 
manimanc said:
My steplad went to Istanbul, had the time of his life, he's been to every game home and away this season. His dad is a red. A bitter red, thinks only his wank team exists. He hasn't even texted my steplad to see if he had a good time or to say well done winning the cup, fuckall. He posted a status on WhatsApp around midnight, just said 115. I couldn't stop laughing.
Sums the mard cunts up. I thought at least he'd text to see if he was OK, can't even bring himself to do that.

Suffer you red twat, and they used to call us bitter.

Laughable.
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They’re broken and lost. Wonderful.
 
Protein Junkie said:
Transfer News
Wiltshire County Council could be set to make a surprise loan move for Harry Maguire.
A source said “ The Summer Solstice is upon us and one of our Blue Cap stones needs urgent repairs”.
Maguire could be the ideal fit as he is used to day trippers and Far Eastern holiday makers.
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Not sure what his Maoi relatives on Easter Island will think about him continuing to moonlight in the UK, probably want him to come home at some point.
 
threespires said:
Not sure what his Maoi relatives on Easter Island will think about him continuing to moonlight in the UK, probably want him to come home at some point.
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