United Thread - 2022/23

[RodneyRodney]

Don''t think so. They've only just come up from the Championship, with a couple of our lads on loan.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

WHO???

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Leeds?

 

[TravisBickle]

Being in the current football vacuum I decided to have a browse in sad cafe. My visit was brief and somewhat of a mistake!
Many comments were confused and it was difficult to make any sense of them.
My advice is to avoid the mistake I made and avoid the site totally.
It's just going to be a waste of your time!

It is a confusing place..they seem to have more threads about us then their own team!

 

[roach3]

Well after recycling the same old shite about us for years one or two rags have finally got bored and actually started to analyse their own claims about us.

Other than the charges they have started to refute their own claims about money spent,
Two world class players in every position
And many others.

It’s not gone down well with some of them
Claiming they can’t be utd fans etc

Mental gymnastics is off the scale.

Oh and their new line of defence about Qatar is that it’s fine having state owners
As they don’t need oil money
No mention anymore about human rights etc.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The "We keep shit players longer than you trophy"

They’ve finally outdone our tallest floodlights boast!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Poor bastard. Could be worse, he could be called Platt Lane.

Or Gene Kelly!

 

[HalfwayUpTheKippax]

He was presumably Scottish, as a bagpiper played the coffin in - the coffin was covered in red and white flowers, apparently.
I don't want to labour the point as everyone's death lieves people grieving. No offence to the family (and I won't identify the church).

Have I missed some news? Sounds like I should have been getting some jelly and ice cream in?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Hahaha.

Doesn’t he look like Count Olaf from Lemony Snickett’s A Series of Unfortunate Events?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Morning Blues!

So, has sheik jissum blown his wad yet??

 

[threespires]

As Papa Lazarou would say, this is just a saga now.

Long may it continue.

 

[the blue panther]

Morning Blues!

So, has sheik jissum blown his wad yet??

He's only got to find £5B. Small change for these oil-money sports washing types. What's taking so long. If you want it, you just buy it! Unless, you got close and realised something doesn't smell right.
Yes; scum.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

So Sheikh Knighton without the money
Or
Pensioner Chelsea Jim to timeshare?

We need another deadline.

 

[Impeccable One]

I am only in the office 2 days per week and "share" a desk with a rag. Clear desk policy etc. Brought in MCFC coaster last week and left on desk and it stayed. But disappeared on Tuesday this week, 1 of his days. I've put various messages on our group teams, like I think someone has knicked my coaster etc but no response. Have got another 1 so will blue tack to desk on Monday. Just need a replica champions league trophy with blue and white ribbons

Super glue mate … and a hidden camera … that clip would go viral !

 

[Bald fraud]

A like isn't enough for that tale, hilarious, what happened with fifa match :-)

I told them both to fuck off or I’d embarrass them and put it on Facebook. Radio silence since! Just like Gary chuckle since 12 seconds into the cup final! Lol

 

[schfc6]

De Gea leaving apparently. Who’s going to drag that defence out the shit now?

him leaving is a real issue. He’s one of the main reasons they can’t play the modern way.

 

[stevemacca]

As Papa Lazarou would say, this is just a saga now.

Long may it continue.

Or as Yogi Bear says ' this is deja vu all over again'

 

[Blue Floyd]

He was presumably Scottish, as a bagpiper played the coffin in - the coffin was covered in red and white flowers, apparently.
I don't want to labour the point as everyone's death lieves people grieving. No offence to the family (and I won't identify the church).

Bouncy castle?

 

[blue for life]

 

[havefaith]

I told them both to fuck off or I’d embarrass them and put it on Facebook. Radio silence since! Just like Gary chuckle since 12 seconds into the cup final! Lol

Brilliant :-) I,m thinking we,ve not heard the end of this yet, they'll resurface soon enough.