United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm Blue]

Surely no one is taken-in by this bunch of twats competing with each other to be the most unconvincing, fake, plastic charlatan so called rags willing to do anything for a click, tweet, share or like?

Apart from that Kim Jong Un fella of course - he looked totally legit.

They’re all trying to follow in the footsteps of goldbridge, badly.
They’ve all seen him racking it in from his bedroom and thought I’ll have abit of that.
Embarrassing.

 

[Frank the Yank]

So far this month: 5 league matches, 4 measly points. Relegation form.

SCUM!!!

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Forget the starting XI; we all know the answer there. But how many utd players would get onto our bench?

Would Luke Shaw fit under our bench?

 

[NZBlue]

 

[bakerdave76]

Ha

 

[bennyboy]

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Their worse record pre Christmas since 1938. Courtesy of Sam Smatterface who put that stat to tenth hag.

Don’t sack him!

 

[foggy1974]

James Bond at the double

 

[vmsuhail]

If not for those lucky wins which they didn't deserve, they would have been in a relegation fight.

 

[malg]

Plate Smasher needs an intervention.

Love that Flying Pig fella. He makes me laugh

 

[ftdabs]

. . .United's troubles seemed so far away ,
Now it seems they're here again to stay

 

[BrianW]

At least no one can accuse them of buying success.

They buy failure instead, very expensively. Dear God, please relegate them. It would make 2024 so beautiful.

 

[stonerblue]

Well in Howard

 

[Vienna_70]

 

[jacko74]

So far this month: 5 league matches, 4 measly points. Relegation form.

SCUM!!!

The ironic thing is the standard of football they're producing this month isn't actually any worse than it was last month when they fluked their way to being the "form team" and ten Hag won manager of the month.

 

[mexico1970]

Plate Smasher needs an intervention.

At least Gashfords hair is nice.

 

[Vienna_70]

Happy Friday everyone!

Merry Christmas and best wishes and peace and goodwill to all.

Except.

This bunch of fucking shit stained, debt ridden, vermin (of all kinds) infested, nostalgia wallowing, dickhead supported, irrelevant entities, 12 second conceding, mard arsed, deluded, diseased meat supplying ( I went to school in Salford at the time!), woman beating, gpc haunted, horse spunk victims, non Mancunian, dipper twinned, zebra pant wearing, click bait morons called nytid.

Them lot can fuck off, bastards one and all as Tiny Tim (Martinez) nearly said once I believe.
I hope all the pine needles fall off their Christmas tree's today, Santa is brought up to speed by the Pope before he sets off on Sunday, their turkeys (and I am not talking about their first team) are drier than the sahara during a heatwave in their Lidl dinner for one, their sprouts make them follow through, they all get Caramac selection boxes, their prosecco is flat, their Gran has a shave before visiting, their satsumas all have pips in and all their dogs have diarrhoea and shit on their living room carpets.

As you were my lovely Blu3S.

CTID.

I love "12 second conceding".

Brilliant!

 

[bernard o'silver]

26 competitive games in all competitions so far this season, they've lost 13 of them

 

[01282]

How the fuck are this shower of shit only 6 points behind us???

 

[Hes the left back remember]

At least Gashfords hair is nice.

It reminds me of the blue rinse brigade(one for the oldies)