United Thread - 2023/24

[Prestwich_Blue]

I think Ten hag is losing the dressing room.

Losing it? He'd need to find it first.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

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Have you seen this person ?
Last seen at approximately 4.15pm on Saturday 16th September in the home penalty box.
Known locally as Warwick Martinez he was last seen by Mr Pascal Gross travelling to his right hand side.
Manager Erik Ten Hag is said to be extremely unconcerned about his whereabouts.
If you have any information please telephone 13 13 13 13 13 1

I last saw him in the United penalty area looking into the sky shouting “it’s a plane it’s a plane”

 

[bluemc1]

 

[schfc6]

Injured FC

Heaton
AWB - Varane - Shaw - Malacia
Amrabat - Mainoo
Antony - Mount - Sancho
Amad

Is Cathy Bates their new physio?

In fairness one is out with sexual assault and domestic violence and one is out with being shit..

 

[mrbelfry]

If the powers that be at the swamp had an ounce of sense, they would sack tent bag and hire De Zerbi immediately.

United fan at work has spent all day telling me how bad Brighton are and how boring they play. The impression I get from most united fans I know is they want a hardman in midfield, two fast wingers and a tap in merchant up top.

 

[schfc6]

United fan at work has spent all day telling me how bad Brighton are and how boring they play. The impression I get from most united fans I know is they want a hardman in midfield, two fast wingers and a tap in merchant up top.

They only seem to appreciate kick n rush football.. As all they’ve ever known to be successful. They get so irritated when their ex players praise us. Most United fans I know hate Neville more than I do.

They’re turning on Ferdinand also.

 

[mrbelfry]

De Zerbi would need players that can play his possession style football. They simply don’t have those type of players at the swamp, it would cost them another £500 million to get him the players he would want whilst struggling to get rid of the dead wood. Ten Hag wants to play out from the back but can’t, which is why they end up playing the Solksjaer hoof ball.

They don’t have the patience to give a manager time and lose expectation that they should be competing for trophies. A full reset needs to happen on the playing side of things and they need to stop focusing on us as a measuring point for where they should be as they are light years behind us.

De Zerbi is playing his style with a squad worth half a Wan Bissaka. Every professional footballer should be able to trap a ball and make a 10 yard pass.

 

[jrb]

It really is sickening what these old school, Shill, Journalists will write to keep an absolutely shite United team and a club falling apart relevant and in the headlines. They have absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Once again the floppy haired c*nt excells himself.

 

[ysmsa]

He's a shoe in for the next international then of those stats

A player won a corner, ffs how desperate can you get.

Did he get a pre pre pre assist for a throw in as well?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

United fan at work has spent all day telling me how bad Brighton are and how boring they play. The impression I get from most united fans I know is they want a hardman in midfield, two fast wingers and a tap in merchant up top.

"The united way"