United Thread - 2023/24

[mexico1970]

New stadium? The state of these deluded twats haha

Making shit up 101.

Building up a fresh fart is beyond their capabilities ;)

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Making shit up 101.

Building up a fresh fart is beyond their capabilities ;)

United People's TV
Ha ha ha ha complete with southern accent.

What next? The People's United TV.....

 

[better dead than red]

Blues, I need assistance. My eleven year old daughter has been selected for the second year in a row to go to Spain this summer and play in the Donosti Cup tournament.

This is a team outside of her usual club team. Tonight she wore her new City Third shirt with Haaland on the back. The other girls and coaches complimented her on it. However, one coach who is a rag said it's a good shirt but "Man City ( I personally hate "Man City") are cheats and they have been fined millions because of their cheating."

I tried to explain to her he is full of shit but, I admit I can be a bit hot headed/ham fisted. When I heard this coach was giving my eleven year old shit for her shirt it bothered me.

Can anyone help me explain in a way to an eleven year old that he is wrong and full of shit so she can put him in his place? Please?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Tell your daughter to tell him to ''fuck off you sad rag twat''.

I doubt he will give her much grief after that.

 

[better dead than red]

Tell your daughter to tell him to ''fuck off you sad rag twat''.

I doubt he will give her much grief after that.

That was my original thought but I don't want to hear about it from my wife. I tried explaining the whole court situation and he is ignorant. Then I tried telling her the rags are has beens and he is just jealous.

I'm thinking of just telling her you are wearing the shirt of the best team with one of the best player's name on the back. People will be jealous

 

[deegee33]

New stadium? The state of these deluded twats haha

The only intelligent thing he said was, "We can't ground share with City."

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The only intelligent thing he said was, "We can't ground share with City."

Agreed, although he’ll likely be unaware of the underlying reason why most City fans of a certain vintage would principally be opposed.

 

[Nellies left peg]

United People's TV
Ha ha ha ha complete with southern accent.

What next? The People's United TV.....

People’s popular front of united

With a small u

 

[jacko74]

It is amazing how ugly Old Trafford looks form the outside. The various additions over the years look like they were designed without an architect involved.

A reflection of the team on the pitch... a bunch of ugly, mismatched misfits randomly thrown together with no coherent plan in place.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Blues, I need assistance. My eleven year old daughter has been selected for the second year in a row to go to Spain this summer and play in the Donosti Cup tournament.

This is a team outside of her usual club team. Tonight she wore her new City Third shirt with Haaland on the back. The other girls and coaches complimented her on it. However, one coach who is a rag said it's a good shirt but "Man City ( I personally hate "Man City") are cheats and they have been fined millions because of their cheating."

I tried to explain to her he is full of shit but, I admit I can be a bit hot headed/ham fisted. When I heard this coach was giving my eleven year old shit for her shirt it bothered me.

Can anyone help me explain in a way to an eleven year old that he is wrong and full of shit so she can put him in his place? Please?

He’s her coach and she’s 11? Tell her to ask him if he’s going to be Utd’s next manager after Ten Hag is sacked.