United Thread - 2023/24

[jacko74]

Blues, I need assistance. My eleven year old daughter has been selected for the second year in a row to go to Spain this summer and play in the Donosti Cup tournament.

This is a team outside of her usual club team. Tonight she wore her new City Third shirt with Haaland on the back. The other girls and coaches complimented her on it. However, one coach who is a rag said it's a good shirt but "Man City ( I personally hate "Man City") are cheats and they have been fined millions because of their cheating."

I tried to explain to her he is full of shit but, I admit I can be a bit hot headed/ham fisted. When I heard this coach was giving my eleven year old shit for her shirt it bothered me.

Can anyone help me explain in a way to an eleven year old that he is wrong and full of shit so she can put him in his place? Please?

I'd genuinely complain to whoever is in charge that this coach was singling out and bullying your daughter, leaving her feeling upset and embarrassed in front of all the other participants.

Even if she wasn't that upset the twat deserves it, typical rag picking on an 11 year old kid.

It's not even like it was just a case of silly childish banter like saying your teams a load of rubbish... to actually start spouting a load of political bollocks about unproven allegations that City have failed to comply with a corrupt and iniquitous rule which was only put in place to protect the established cartel of big clubs at an 11 year old kid is just bizarre.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Blues, I need assistance. My eleven year old daughter has been selected for the second year in a row to go to Spain this summer and play in the Donosti Cup tournament.

This is a team outside of her usual club team. Tonight she wore her new City Third shirt with Haaland on the back. The other girls and coaches complimented her on it. However, one coach who is a rag said it's a good shirt but "Man City ( I personally hate "Man City") are cheats and they have been fined millions because of their cheating."

I tried to explain to her he is full of shit but, I admit I can be a bit hot headed/ham fisted. When I heard this coach was giving my eleven year old shit for her shirt it bothered me.

Can anyone help me explain in a way to an eleven year old that he is wrong and full of shit so she can put him in his place? Please?

Who's the coach? This guy?

 

[Phil1]

Blues, I need assistance. My eleven year old daughter has been selected for the second year in a row to go to Spain this summer and play in the Donosti Cup tournament.

This is a team outside of her usual club team. Tonight she wore her new City Third shirt with Haaland on the back. The other girls and coaches complimented her on it. However, one coach who is a rag said it's a good shirt but "Man City ( I personally hate "Man City") are cheats and they have been fined millions because of their cheating."

I tried to explain to her he is full of shit but, I admit I can be a bit hot headed/ham fisted. When I heard this coach was giving my eleven year old shit for her shirt it bothered me.

Can anyone help me explain in a way to an eleven year old that he is wrong and full of shit so she can put him in his place? Please?

If he’s saying that to an 11 year old then it’s not her who needs putting the **** in their place.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Blues, I need assistance. My eleven year old daughter has been selected for the second year in a row to go to Spain this summer and play in the Donosti Cup tournament.

This is a team outside of her usual club team. Tonight she wore her new City Third shirt with Haaland on the back. The other girls and coaches complimented her on it. However, one coach who is a rag said it's a good shirt but "Man City ( I personally hate "Man City") are cheats and they have been fined millions because of their cheating."

I tried to explain to her he is full of shit but, I admit I can be a bit hot headed/ham fisted. When I heard this coach was giving my eleven year old shit for her shirt it bothered me.

Can anyone help me explain in a way to an eleven year old that he is wrong and full of shit so she can put him in his place? Please?

Ask to see a copy of his CRB certificate. Pretty sure trying to browbeat/ gaslight an 11 year old would contravene it in some way.

 

[deegee33]

Blues, I need assistance. My eleven year old daughter has been selected for the second year in a row to go to Spain this summer and play in the Donosti Cup tournament.

This is a team outside of her usual club team. Tonight she wore her new City Third shirt with Haaland on the back. The other girls and coaches complimented her on it. However, one coach who is a rag said it's a good shirt but "Man City ( I personally hate "Man City") are cheats and they have been fined millions because of their cheating."

I tried to explain to her he is full of shit but, I admit I can be a bit hot headed/ham fisted. When I heard this coach was giving my eleven year old shit for her shirt it bothered me.

Can anyone help me explain in a way to an eleven year old that he is wrong and full of shit so she can put him in his place? Please?

If she has made a "select" team to travel abroad she is obviously talented.
Buy her a Bruno tee-shirt to wear over her Haaland jersey. If they scrimmage at training whenever someone comes within a foot of her have her fall down, roll around on the ground and hold her head. After the third time or so the coaches will become frustrated with her behavior. At that point, have her take the Bruno shirt off and ask the rag coach to hold it, revealing her Haaland jersey and go forward dominating the practice session.
I'm reasonably certain the cretin will get the proper message.
BTW, congratulations to her, I'm sure she has made you quite proud of her accomplishments

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Won’t him endear Scruffy Jim to the rag hordes by him questioning why they signed Casemerio. He’s better than Rodri apparently.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Somebody please reassure me that these twats won’t come up smelling of roses !

Only MANUre mate - only MANUre.
:-)

 

[give it to gordon]

As others have said it's a form of bullying. When doing my level 1 and discussing the child protection piece, the fa bloke said that getting you kids to support your team could be seen as bullying.

I would but a complaint in to the organisation and also ask to the coaches paperwork.

It is clearly bullying a 11 year old and the coach should know better

 

[blue b4 the moon]

That coach needs sorting out.

 

[KentBlue]

I admire your restraint. If that was my daughter I'd put him in a wheelchair. Fuck the consequences. It's bullying, mate. No other word to describe it. Contact a lawyer.